blowjob at the least then

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was too drunk.
I probably would have been asleep by the time he got there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

blowjobs
should be the best, not the least!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

naa
I almost prefer going down on a girl and shagging to having blowjobs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I definitely prefer going down on a girl to receiving a blowjob

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Same here

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Seriously?
Why?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Honestly?
Nothing strokes my ego more than giving a woman an orgasm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

They're all secretly gay,
It's the only sensible answer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I enjoy it because it's clear she is
And as Lab puts it, her squirming under the lightest touch is a massive ego boost.

Plus it distracts them from the size of my cock
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

*high fives back*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Are you two in mid spit-roast?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

It's why Kitty's responses are delayed
Just made myself a little queasy with that thought
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

quesy rigid
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

this has amused me no end

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

whaaaaaat

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

These people are insane.
Or lying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

haha
trying to play the 'I don't really enjoy blow jobs' card to get laid
oldest trick in the book
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

It actually worked for me once, albeit I hadn't intended it to

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

'nah, just don't like it'
'they must not be doing it right, let me try'
'oh, alright'
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Oh, it was you?
Sorry about, y'know, being shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

pfft
I genuinely like going down on a guy
but it irritates me when they say "oh you do like giving head"
like it's a bad thing or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

it's much better if they are enjoying it
otherwise it is monotonous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Agreed
If you don't like something, don't do it. If you do, go right ahead!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I enjoy both, but if I'm honest, I think a well-executed blowjob is a thing of exquisite beauty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

^ this ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

it is
and I have had some mind-blowing ones (mostly in jacuzzis or saunas for the best ones)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Do you like the spasms of the throat as she drowns?
I'm aware you were sat on a ledge I think you've said this story before
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

:-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I've heard champagne is good to use

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Extra Strong Mints.
Edit - Plus you can kiss her after.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

haha
love that
I actually use jizz as an extra lube and keep going after they're done, last guy I did it with I just let it and the spit all fall from my mouth and onto his balls
he wasn't impressed
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

didn't find it did anything
bits of ice cube are good as long as they aren't sharp bits.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I've had some amazing ones
But also some truly terrible ones. Half-arsed, weak, or actually damaging ones.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I SAID I LOVE HAVIN' SEX BUT I'D RATHER GET SOME HEAD
I hate receiving oral sex. Genuinely hate it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Same.
Well, almost. I don't hate it, but it bores me and does fuck all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Sorry didn't reply was having lunch with sexy women.
That's fine. There's a bus from Euston to mine, will have to be a quick turn around but it'll be fiiiine
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I DIDN'T GET
AN INVITE! Drink?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

YES YOU DID IT'S ON THE FUCKING CALENDAR
Oh, to the lunch date? It was just old school friends :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

No wait
You're talking about buses. What are you up to tonight?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I'm not up to anything actually
Talking about buses is concerned with the DGBash. LAAK is staying over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Excellent.
Ultramega can't wait!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Really?
Any particular reason why? Or do you just not like it?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Several reasons.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Fair enough
I know a girl who hates it because she thinks it's extremely unhygienic, which I do find a little understandable
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

not really a fan of it either

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that would upset me
because I'm good at it. much better than I am at teh sex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

well if I had a steady partner than I would probably let them have a go or whatever
but I don't, it feels extremely personal to me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I can understand that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I understand
It's why I'm hesitant to receive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

That's kind of it with me
That, and I don't think anything fcan ever top the saxophanist. oh my god that TONGUE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

the best thing about a blow job is the peace and quiet

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)