sounds a bit of a bitch
there are guys at work who pretend they don't have girlfriends. It's because they like to think they're players.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:25, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

or maybe they don't because they're 'gayers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

The two I'm talking about definitely have girlfriends
because we've seen them, but when asked they just say "oh no, not really". Despite living with these women. Dicks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Meh, I don't know what was going on with her.
women are complicated.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

some women just like having men fancy them
you can do better.

_{see how I'm still being nice to you even though you said I was dislikeable}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I really couldn't she was pretty much perfect.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

she was obviously untrustworthy though
plus you don't want perfect, we're too hard to maintain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

That is low but I can beat it. An ex colleague
goes to the extremes of applying fake tan and taking his wedding ring off at work or when away from his wife so he can avoid the line. He is an utter twunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

absolutely
how about the number of married men doing their secretaries? cliched because it's true!

or men who pull the whole male "disappearing" trick and think that the girl won't notice? just strap on a pair!

or men who go out with a girl for years and years without even committing to a holiday, then get engaged after 6 months to some 23 year old they met down the gym? why!

men are worse than women, FACT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

No chance
Women are much more calculating in their destruction of men. Men are just too ignorant to notice (or care) what harm they're doing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

nah
generally men just can't be bothered to end things in a way that preserves friendship. "i know we've been together 6 months but i'll just avoid her calls and emails and never text her back, she'll NEVER NOTICE and if she does I DON'T CARE SO LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO HER." the number of my friends this has happened to over the years is ridiculous.

she WILL notice. she might stalk you, stalk you good with texts and calls and facebook posts. or she might be graceful and let you get away with it. but either way she's just going to think you're a cunt, and not even in a "cool, i'm a total manslut" way, just in a total waste of time kind of way.

to balance it, girls are not quite as bad, but they can also be quite shit. my friend laura got caught by her fiance when she snogged someone else on national tv, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

An ex of mine is having her first child (not mine) in a fortnight
and has given the baby my real first name as its middle name.

I'm really touched.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

eding myself right now
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

we all know you're the exception to every rule
you should still ask her to name it monty instead though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

it's actually me she has named it after

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

No, the baby's not called 'Fatweazle'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

better than having a middle name of
Miserable-grumpy-cunt-face-drug-addled-arse-bandit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I'm not sure I agree - that would be a great name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

yeah, I didn't think that through

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I've made an effort to stay friends with each of my exes
As there was something that attracted me to them in the first place, and I've always placed personality over looks (to an extent)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Can't speak for all men
but I am much more likely to show commitment to a 23 year old gym girl if she's not constantly dropping hints about how she'd like a show of commitment, regardless of how long I'd been going out with her. If 6 year woman had been dropping marriage hints, I'd get bored of hearing about it and either leave her or ignore them, because telling her you don't want to get married is just going to bring on the "if you really loved me" nonsense.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

dude
why are you doing a 6 year old woman?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

They can't run as quickly

( Kroney, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'd never do that
But I AM a playa.
PROOF
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

that made me lol
well one of those single quiet lols where I just kind of went "hur"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

laugh a bit inaudibly?
or 'labia' for short.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)