i wish i could
[fill in the gap] your face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wish that too, you paragon of womanly excellence, you....


As for your invitation to 'fill in your gap', why yes, I should love to. You know the drill by now, leave your 'French doors' open and I'll 'let myself in' later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

technically
i fail at many areas of woman-ing - i don't cook, i don't sew, i don't iron and i don't do passive-aggression (very often). but i can fill a DD-cup bra and suck a golf-ball through a hosepipe, is that enough to be a paragon of womanly excellence??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I think it covers the important needs of most men.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Not the fucking weirdos on here who 'don't like it'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Never said I didn't like it
I just said I prefer giving. I'd gladly accept a Michelin 5 Star nosh off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint, but I don't fancy you, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'm sorry, are you suggesting there's anyone on here who doesn't... like... breasts?
Torches and pitchforks time, I feel.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Absolutely 100% it is enough, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

you have good taste
and your priorities in the right order
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Does this mean our outing to see 'Gremlins 2' is back on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

i think we're past that stage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Straight to Bejam's car park for my birthday treat?
Yesssssss
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)