Introducing my latest creation....
90nz0.com/lg/

I'm having some hosting issues with the new domain at the moment, so I've plonked it here for now so a few people can try it out and give some feed back.

Design wise it's very basic, please take a look around and let me know what you think !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:26, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahaha excellent
90nz0.com/lg/perma.php?id=129011692114_163475470335826
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Haha, brillient !
Is the little chat-box thing at the bottom working for everyone else? Can someone post something on there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I typed in I hate my life, some people are a bit dramatic.
Great work, this is fun.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I broke it
Hitting search with nothing in the box produces:
Fatal error: Uncaught Exception: A query must be specified thrown in /usr/home/mrsilver/public_html/lg/lib/lib/facebook.php on line 546
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Oh Whoops !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Fixed !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

... and fixed again !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

YOU AWFUL PERSON

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

What?
He wants it tested and played with, so I did!
I love it Gonz, searching for "died" has produced some 'lolgutted' worthy hits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Thanks =)
The more errors I catch now, the less when it opens up to everyone.

I found an unsual thing that someone pointed out to me, if you search for "Terminal Cancer", you get a load of spam, there seems to be a hidden level of spam on facebook, waiting to be unleashed by people like me !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

why has my firm blocked
it as inappropriate content?

[adult/pornography apparently]...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Hmm, there is nothing like that on the domain, donno why it would be doing that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Is facebook blocked?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I wish I could block your face.
With a book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

i wish i could
[fill in the gap] your face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I wish that too, you paragon of womanly excellence, you....


As for your invitation to 'fill in your gap', why yes, I should love to. You know the drill by now, leave your 'French doors' open and I'll 'let myself in' later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

technically
i fail at many areas of woman-ing - i don't cook, i don't sew, i don't iron and i don't do passive-aggression (very often). but i can fill a DD-cup bra and suck a golf-ball through a hosepipe, is that enough to be a paragon of womanly excellence??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I think it covers the important needs of most men.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Not the fucking weirdos on here who 'don't like it'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Never said I didn't like it
I just said I prefer giving. I'd gladly accept a Michelin 5 Star nosh off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint, but I don't fancy you, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'm sorry, are you suggesting there's anyone on here who doesn't... like... breasts?
Torches and pitchforks time, I feel.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Absolutely 100% it is enough, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

you have good taste
and your priorities in the right order
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Does this mean our outing to see 'Gremlins 2' is back on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

i think we're past that stage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Straight to Bejam's car park for my birthday treat?
Yesssssss
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

'Block' has an 'L' in it, unless that's an in-joke I don't know about.

(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

'Than' is spelt 'ha', not 'ah'
Unless that's an in-joke I don't know about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Apple it's Bert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I know
It's obvious. I just wanted to point that out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm134.jpg
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

www.youareafuckingnoncefuckofffuckoff.com

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

if you put links in the 'message' part instead of the subject line, people can click them without having to copy and paste

(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Did you do a computer course
WHEN YOU WERE ON 'D' WING FOR BEING A FUCKING NONCE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

for somebody who looks like a middle-aged homeless woman
you sure do a lot of hard-manning on the internet
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

You do a lot of hard-cocking in your sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

touché

(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Inappropriate touchéing is your speciality.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Seriously, from the way you talk
I was expecting this

but I got this
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

your sister was expecting this:
paulandsherimcwilliams.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/brotherly_love.jpg

Instead she got this:

www.redmeatreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/albert+fish1.bmp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

This is one of your best posts.

*applause*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I wish I didn't feel chuffed
I hate that you make me try harder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Your mum was expecting this
www.bing.com/search?q=normal+healthy+young+man&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

Unfortunately she got this
www.bing.com/search?q=physically+disgusting+fat+hairy+cunt&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

Sad times
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

your daughter was expecting this:
news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/magazine_enl_1169145934/img/1.jpg

Instead she got this:

i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00666/fritzl-beach-404_666415c.jpg
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

your girlfriend was expecting this
www.bing.com/search?q=handsome+boyfriend&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

but instead she got this
www.bing.com/search?q=i+am+imaginary&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Don't you mean boyfriend darling?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

If you put your penis in your sisters vagina instead of an unrelated girl,
people can call you a fucking nonce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You fucked your sister and ended up on the Nonce Register.
That's an in-joke we ALL know about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I shall let that slide, because it's your birthday
But I'll have you know I have dueled people for less than that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I demand satisfaction.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Don't we all.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Happy to oblige
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Gonz, this is thoroughly fucking excellent.
I love it with my willy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

=DDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

'Boring' has just the one 'R', unless that's an in-joke I don't know about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Hah, whoops.
I'll sort that out before I go on the main domain.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Sorted =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

IM A CUNT. I LEFT MY GF IN THE HOUSE AND THE ELECTRIC IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT, AND SHE HAS A BAD KNEE.
Superb.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

LOLGutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

AND THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
AND I NAILED THE DOORS SHUT
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Mollie over fed the animals at crater zoo, so we have had to go home cause they all died;)

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

That is brilliant.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

testicular cancer is a bitch, thanks mum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

It could do with recent searches and hot trends or something on the homepage.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Also, do quotes force "phrase searching"?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

0o0o0oh, that'll be good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Congrats!
Although my eyes are bleeding from trying to read some of the illiterate ramblings:

this 4 all the ppl that like to stare yh i got a blak eye n was frm gd old kev sentance wnt no fuckin accident wat eva he tells ppl jus pure tite aint nte but a bully dat his life dat low gota hit a gurl gd life l8erz h8erz
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Good fun!
It's not blocked by my work, which is a surprise, so I'll spend some time on it. Good work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I got some pretty sweet ones from
'cheatin on me'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I hate mum or I hate dad
is hilarious too
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Ha.
90nz0.com/lg/perma.php?id=1109275895_152054324826588
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oi Gonz
it didn't like it when I refreshed the page for some reason. Happened twice now. Get a syntax error.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Yup, that's just 'cus I've been working on it, shouldn't happen again unless I see a change and fuck up that change.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

haha hours of fun!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I'm sorry to have to do this, but I've already won.
90nz0.com/lg/perma.php?id=583113088_129343523781254
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I think I have found Bert's true identity
"HELP i got raped by my brother Kieron Holland and smelly Jaycee Parker the pain the aggerny"

90nz0.com/lg/index.php?q=raped+by+my+brother
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I love the waffle code on that michael jackson link.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Dude I don't know what waffle code is?
I can just about do strikethroughs on here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

If anything is over 500 charactors, it strips it at 500 and adds ".... this waffles along for a lot longer, CBA."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Ha you have thought of everything haven't you!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

not "TL;DR"?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

90nz0.com/lg/index.php?q=i+hurt+my+bits

resulting in the worse butchering of the english language ever

well me heds in bits onces again got hurt again!!!!!! y shud i fuckin try wiv lads for waste of sapce!!! well nt no mre nw sooo there cn fuck offf i think i best have a nice life wiv ieshea coz she does nt hurt me sooo!!!! so y does lads do it for ffs its always me y i must have mug on my hed lol aww well fine fine haha lv u ieshea me little princess u never hurt me darlen she my life so fuck u boys haha xxxxxxxxxx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Typing in "badger" resulted in
"Thus, Hitler might be reborn, but only as a particularly
racist badger." - AFMBE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

AFMBE?
Sounds like a Nigerian surname.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

ieshea?
sounds like a Pokemon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Let us know when the proper site goes live.
I want to share Miss Colostomy with the world.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)