It's that he keeps coming back with a different account
And gets found out within a day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he didn't even try and hide it this time
which, I suppose, is slightly better than the whole Cat Hater thing. Reading his posts where he wrote "who is this Bert?" are just cringeworthy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I bet he loves being accused of being Bert
It's like validating the guy's existence.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I bet he loves being repeatedly called a nonce slightly less so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's the thing isn't it. Maybe he is getting the last laugh somehow?
I can't see how but sometimes I wonder, I wa wa wa wonder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

There is nothing to stop him lurking, so the best thing to do is to move on and not satisfy his ego by not talking about him

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

good shout, agreed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

well yeah I do think he oddly enjoys all the conversations like this
where we discuss his mental problems and slag him off, but it's probably short-lived validation when we move onto something else and he has nothing else in his life to entertain him.

I used to love Del Shannon's voice. Fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

He was fucking brilliant.
Up there with Dion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What if he is really normal and all this is just a game to him?
I doubt it but I have been moody irl because of him and that worries me.

Best old fashioned voice for me is Billie Holliday. She was not fit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

it's possible
trolls do enjoy being dicks for the sake of it, but this is bordering on obsession.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it's just weird
to enjoy upsetting people or making them angry in my opinion.

i'd never do that. well, not online anyway. it's no fun if you can't see their eyes well up behind their coke-bottle thick glasses.

old fashioned voices? anyone who sounds like they have 50 toffees up their noses or plums in their mouths makes me gush at the gash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

In person trolling can be a laugh as you can visually see if someone get's upset
but to reveal personal stuff that you know is gonna hurt someone online is weird. It removes any element of banter from the equation and just confirms you're a cunt. Well that's what I think.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

gush at the gash wank myself silly in my SLK
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

i've given a blowie in it
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Excellent work. A lorry driver?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'm not, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

we'd have to put the roof down
to accommodate your massive schlong, darling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

^ facts, online.
You're going to have to trade your car in for an ex-Russian Army missile carrier if we're going to make this work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

i'll just have to turn you on a bit less
what is the opposite of viagara?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
Get a little figurine and dangle it from the rear-view mirror.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Those guys with the squeegees accept change too.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

maybe
but the rose-seller didn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Woo! Go trolls!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I had him on his first ever post with his latest login.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

so did everyone
But have a slow round of applause anyway

clap




clap




clap
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You've got the clap?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

caught it from your mum

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

he's gone now, that's all that matters.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

FOR NOW!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

The brand you're referring to in your sig is one of the ones I used to manage - tru (dull) fax

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I do love that brand of drinks
It's no Rio but a good alternate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It's a Coca-Cola Company brand - but only available in the UK. I know. Amazing. Your life is now complete.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

complete shitter
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

It's just so obvious though
he signposts it so someone will work it out. Like spelling than wrong in his sig.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)