I've got nothing against EasyJet
If you balance what it costs to fly with them against other carriers, the bad bits don't matter that much. Seeing as it's short-haul I can cope with a lack of leg room for a couple of hours.

As long as they don't crash, I'm quite happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you'll love this
lots of new fitness stuff just arrived today.

my quad massager........ has arrived in GREEN not PINK.

this doesn't match my kit or my ball or anything! do something!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

*there there*
WTF is a quad massager?

Did you order it in pink?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

it is a hand held massager
john lewis said "let us choose the colour for you" and it could have been blue or pink or green. i had a 1/3 shot.

dammit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Not a 'personal' massager
with 4 heads?

Surely not.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

i don't know
i haven't opened the box. i assumed it was for your thighs, as in quadriceps.

christ, what have i bought?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You might find it useful
regardless of colour.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

BUT IT WON'T MATCH
keep up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Close your eyes...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Send it back.
Or order 3 of them, you'll get one of each and then send back the ones you don't want.

I suppose blue would have been okay as it would have matched the ball. But Green? You must be suicidal. I know I would be. Green? What the fuck were they thinking eh?

I think it's some sort of sick joke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

are you wearing aftershave "properly"?
if so, can i bury my head in that bit where your neck meets your shoulder to console myself?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

How much WKD have you drunk?
Are you likely to be sick?

(Actually, I am wearing aftershave. Lacoste red)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

urgh
too sweet. just give me the vodka, freezing cold, on the rocks. ta.

aftershave sounds nice though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Lacoste Red
will be changed soon. 'Tis a very summery aftershave. I need something more autumnal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

ralph lauren romance for men
or chanel allure pour homme are both pretty much guaranteed to inspire orgasms at fifty paces
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Whilst bringing someone off from fifty paces sounds brilliant.
I fear I'd see no real benefit in it.

What is is it for me? Other than leaving a trail of wet-women in my wake? Surely the best aftershave would be the one that enabled the wearer to inspire an orgasm from under the sheets, in the car or near a kennel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

you sound cynical
but i bet you check them both out in boots nonetheless!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

boots or trainers. What I have on my feet won't decide the purchase.
Have I missed the point again?

(But yes, I will check them both out).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I read that as lactose red
and I was like "what the fuck is red milk"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Well, round these parts
red tops denote the kind of milk that contains no actual milk (i.e. skimmed).
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

That would be a milkshake yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)