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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Monty Surprise'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
i don't think
it's that much of a surprise. got to think about accurate packaging on food these days, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Is that when you kick down her front door and rape her on the living room rug?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
monty
isn't the rapiest of rapists on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I forgot you've had Monty Surprise yourself.
Packs quite a punch, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
Especially if you try and resist

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
or fight him off
with a frotted baguette?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
He loves it when you smear a nice crusty bap in vaginal discharge

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
as the thread itself clearly displays
SOME OF US ARE HAVING LUNCH HERE AL!!

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Did you rub your smelly minge on your sandwiches?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This made me cry with silent mirth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
erm...no
and it doesn't smell! You're mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
^ it's funny cos it's true!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

"For best results, serve at 35oC through a big, thick 'drinking straw.'"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
haha
this deserves attention.

although it also needs a bumder flag.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Here you go

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This needs to be added to all of Crowsephines best posts from now on.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
You are once again correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

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