well.
i was supposed to have work leaving drinks tonight, but the leaver is ill. so we are just having a couple, then... i am thinking.......

well. it's either get a bit drunk then go to westfield and buy a new handbag, as the current one is looking a bit grubby, and possibly some new makeup and a pair of shoes. also i would like some new jeans as all the ferocious gym action has made my current ones too baggy around the bum.

OR i could not drink at all and go to the gym tonight. decisions decisions.

the rest of the weekend is gym, work, out sat night in streatham and sun night in clapham.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you telling us you only have one handbag?

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

no
but the one i have with me TODAY is looking a bit grubby.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That was going to be my comment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Only one big enough to hold all her sex toys

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I don't believe Ms Swipe for an instant
By "slightly grubby" does she mean "actually I've seen a better one and any excuse to buy it is justification enough"?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

She hasn't even seen a better one
she just imagines that one might exist and therefore she has to go and see if it's true, and if it is, buy it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

there will be better ones
anything i don't already own and therefore have had the opportunity to get really bored with, namely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

*Purchases Lulu Guinness shares*
It's going to be a bumper weekend.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

mmmm.
lulu guinness.

good knowledge!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

OR gobbling knobs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Will you be knobbing any goblins?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

plural?
you're good. you're not THAT good!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

hahah
It's the size of two gaffer-taped together.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

gaffer tape sounds a bit scratchy
from the girl's perspective!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

There's not actually gaffer tape on my penis.
Just to clarify.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

oh i see
are we keeping up the pretence on here that i've never actually seen it?

gotcha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I don't know how long I can maintain this charade.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

to be fair
it is about a quintuple bluff by now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Even I cannot remember if I've spent night after night spent in torrid coupling with you
or if I just imagined it all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

believe me
once you have, you'll never ever forget it.

however much you spend on counselling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*scrubs at groin with scourer and Vim, crying in shower*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that image
is even making me cross my legs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)