I'm going to leave
I got shouted at and I cried so much :'(

So much so I bought ingredients for Tarte au Chocolat, I'm going to do baking for the first time since with Mrs Maxwell in Home Eccy.
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was going to make that
but I cannot compete with Colombo's Tarte in Malmo, so crumble it is.
I got lovely stewing lamb at the butcher's today.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

that's what I'm aiming for

( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

The face?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Do you want to come and "bake" it round at mine?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

filth!
I'm excited about seeing you in a couple of weeks, it's been too long.
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

are you not excited about seeing me?
I'm loads better than al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

You don't do the things I do to him

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

season him ready for a good grilling

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I'm excited about seeing your boobs
And Roota can't make it either.
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

ill squeeze your boobs instead then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I hear we've become TALK.
Welcome to the fold. I hope you realise you're going to have to undergo a breast exam to make sure you're suitable.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Evening Applebite

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Evening Al.
What are you doing in on a Saturday night?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I've been sorting out my finances
I'm so motherfucking rock and roll. I now have 150 pounds to last me the rest of the month.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Fucking hell al,
I wish I could lead that kind of life, instead of getting trashed a lot and seducing young men into my bed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I'll give you some tips when I next see you.
I may have a can of lager now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I seduced my housemate's best mate last night.
Got him into bed then went: "just so you know, I'm not going to have sex with you." And went to sleep. This is becoming a nasty habit with guys I don't actually like.

I'm getting ready to go out. Guess what I'm drinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

HAHAHA! That's fucking cruel. I love it!
I bet he was so gutted. DId he actually stay and try and have a cheeky grope while you were asleep or did he get up and leave. I'd have more respect if he just left.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I've done it to four or five different guys now, when horrifically drunk.
I'm horny all night, then I just reach that point where I WILL go to bed to sleep and nothing is going to stand in my way. I really need to stop it.

He stayed. He had his arm around me when I woke up, and he's just text me to ask if I'm still going to this house party I'm getting ready for. I'm going to forget to reply until it's too late.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Do exactly the same thing to him tonight.
If you can get him to stick around for say, four nights without so much as touching his cock, I will buy you, errrrrr, three drinks at Davros' bash.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

As much as I love the thought of getting three whole drinks off you
I can't, since he's really good friends with all my housemates, so he's round all the time and I really don't want to make things awkward.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You don't think they are currently going to be awkward?
I think they might be a little awkward. I think he's got the hots for you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I am the master of un-awkwardness. I need to be, the sort of stuff I get up to.
But I am not a god. There's only so much I can do.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go to a house party where I will probably be spending a large amount of time with another guy who desperately wants to get into my knickers, and just won't stop telling me just that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Hope you enjoy it

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

sexface is going to be there?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

dont joke about stuff unless you are happy for me to grope you when i see you
Roots has only just forgiven to me :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm happy for everyone to grope me.
Just so long as you focus it on my right one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

is the other one malformed?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Nah, they're both awesome.
The left is still a little delicate though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

The right one is always the best one
Actually I've forgotten which one of mine is the most pert. I need to go and look.
EDIT the left one is slightly bigger but the right one is perfectly round.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

My right one is bigger than the left.
That's why I got the left one pierced to even it out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I knew a girl who had one boob really obviously bigger than the other
i know all women are slightly asymetric, but this was quite extreme. And very amusing for all of us since it gave us as an excuse to stare at her tits, which were rather nice.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I know a girl like that too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

This is only slight,
I can tell from looking, but no one else can. You can only really tell from having a cheeky squeeze.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I think one of mine is bigger than the other.
But only slightly.
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

We're going to have to all grope each other at the bash, to see if everyone has one bigger than the other.
All in the name of science, you understand.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Agrees.
In a room full of geeks, this is advisable.
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Excellent.
I predict extremely thorough results.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I predict a riot in Kings Cross
All the sweaty handed virgins reading this will storm the pub
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

*thinks*
*goes and checks too*
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

my right is bigger

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I'm liking the way this thread is going

( broadsword, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Roota can't make it eh?
*plans seduction*

*digs out bobbed wig*
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

you'd better bring a spare as well...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I'd better what?

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

A spare wig?

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Yeah
All those boobs AND a bob wig. It could get messy for you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

You hear that Roota!
He's excited about seeing ME! ME!!! MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I will wool you all over the front lawn like a housewife from Brookside!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I wouldn't fuck with this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

idfuck with you though
Waggles eyebrows
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Coming on strong there Badger *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

is that a bad thing?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Nope!
But Noel's a big girly pants.
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

HAHA poor noel

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

All this gentle flirtation isn't getting us anywhere.
Why don't you just come right out and say it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

She want you to take her...................................
Hiking
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Saucy!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Evenin Noel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Evenin' toots.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)