I might.
Drunk me does BAD THINGS that sober me doesn't want to have to deal with.
And also, Al doesn't want to see my tits anymore, therefore I no longer have a reason to live. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He doesn't?
I'll have a gander at them if you like. Just to be nice like, out the goodness of me 'art.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Aww, thanks Roota.
It's nice that you're willing to take one for the team.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

my girl's ace
:D
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Which one?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

well tonight it's you
but at the bash it's going to be Applebite, TGB and hopefully Amberl. And Al. And DiT.
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

GET YOUR FUCKING PAWS OFF DIT! HE'S MINE YOU FILTHY CUNT!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Ahem...MY BFF, therefore MINE
MINE I tell you MINE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

if you bring the wig
then you're totally in
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Get back to the tarte
you slut
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

it's already b0rked
The measurements on the recipe are all wrong I tells ya!
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Shall we try again next week round at mine?
Failure is not allowed in my kitchen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I could probably manage a scouse accent if it will help.
AND I HAVE BIGGER BOOBS DAMMIT!
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Proportionally I'd bet we're the same
Tits Nazi!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Hehehe!
*agrees*
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

*has an abnormally short torso*
Like a small coffee table makes your vases look bigger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Yeah, I think it would be icky too

( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

But I'm not a teenager anymore
So it's no longer creepy.
I'm OLD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

oh yeah
That makes it aaaaaall better then.
( djtrialprice, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

It's not the age
it's the piercing.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

:(
It makes me sad that you don't like my tits any more. I don't have anything else to offer!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Your socks are quite cool.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I've got some new ladybird ones.
And some turquoise and black tartan. Both thigh length, of course.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Sweet.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

This is why I got rid of my peircings.
The thought of Al not wanting them just drove me mad with despair.
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

This is a totally reasonable reaction.
Look BGB, I realise this is going to hurt you, but I love my wife dearly, I really do, and I would never do anything to hurt her, so you and me, that's just never going to work out. Now if you want to get your bits pierced, that's cool, just do whatever makes you happy. Okay?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I shall wait for you : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

hey apple hows the pole dancing going

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Pretty good ta,
My other dance teacher, not Kitty, is working me like a packhorse and I'm up to three lessons a week.
How are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

watching the x factor
Then I have SHUTTER ISLAND FTW
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Shutter Island is an EXCELLENT film.
Leonardo diCaprio is actually a surprisingly good actor
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Just so you know, I made another awesome meal tonight, with plenty for two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Gonz, why didn't you say, I would have come round. I'm really hungry at the moment.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I made and ate two dinners tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Oh not you too.
I'm really hungry here and not one of you cunts offered to cook for me.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

You got tinned tomatoes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Got the ones in a carboard carton
sainsburys don't do their basics tomatoes in tins any more
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Got onion/garlic?
Got cream or creme fraiche?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

What is this? Teach al to cook night?
I'm quite capable of cooking Roots, I just can't be bothered. Fuck it, I'm going to have a dirty lamb donner.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I just thought if you'd let all those things bubble away while you watched Strictly Come Dancing
Then chucked in the cream or creme at the very end and tipped it over pasta it would be very easy AND delicious and less hassle than going to the chippy.
Pardon MOI for thinking of your cholesterol you fucking dinner-lady.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

livingroomlol

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Awww, don't be cross with me roota, I'm sorry for snapping
I get grouchy when I'm hungry.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

How could I be cross with you,
you infuriatingly charming trollop
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)