I've been thinking about getting some of those.
You'll never get me in a gym, so seeing as I walk a lot I thought they might be a good idea.
Also, I still have a secret longing for platform trainers (the 90s never ended for me) and these resemble my platform KangaRoos somewehat.
Therefore I'd have a healthy excuse to indulge my unfashionable yearnings.
I hope they do them in black.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should get some of these
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Oh you little fucker
They are worse than the Human Centipede in the bwuuurgh stakes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

wrong on so many levels

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

yes i think either reebok or skechers
do them in black. as i said above, they do make you walk more because you've bought them. do it!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

*DOES IT!*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

oh wait
that's nike isn't it?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

My new iPod has a pedometer on it, but I haven't figured out how to use it.
Google tells me I walk 2.4 miles every day to and from work though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Walk past a school and see if it flashes a red light.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

hahaha!
*clicks*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

haha
that's an idea, they could fit peadophiles with collars that bleep when they go within 10 metres of a school.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

A klaxon would be good too, I feel

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Or that would just constrict the closer they got to a school
*seethes about paedo cunts*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

They could fit it
onto the scrotum.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Or, fit it up the arse, and when it hears the laughter of children, it expands to the size of a 50 inch plasma TV!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Which, presumably
would be 50 inches.

Across the diagonal!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)