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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got a gaz from a guy who read my QOTW entry where I mentioned getting dizzy walking down spiral stairs
and he gave me a tip on how to avoid it. It fucking works and everyfink. Although he did point out that his 5 year old has the same problem and that's how he knows how to fix it.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The best trick is to close your eyes
And run as fast as you can down them. You should try it.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
It works even better
If you are carrying some sharp knives.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Last time I asked one of my friends if there was lightning as well as the thunder we were experiencing
he suggested I go outside in a foil hat to find out.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEDOTHIS!

(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I dislike you.
Funnily enough Wiggy has stacked it twice on those stairs and I have yet to do so, so ha.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Still
It's a nice touch. He didn't need to bother.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Nice of you to not mention this life changing tip.

(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Fine.
I'll probably describe it all wrong and someone will break their neck. He said you should focus on one point fully to the left of you (if your stairs go to the left) and then as you walk around, keep your head in that position until you're facing as much to the right as possible. Then turn your head quickly to start again. He likened it to how ballet dancers do pirouettes, keeping their head still and then turning it sharply.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)
when have you seen ballet dancers going down spiral staircases eh?

(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
all the time.
Just this morning I passed one on the stairs.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)
you big stinking fibber

(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
I thought
she was talking about farts.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
KITTY DOESN'T LIKE TOILET HUMOUR

(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Really?
I must apologise.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
I used to have to do that on the roundabout in the park.*
When the kids were younger and we took them to the playground.
Cave Duck = Not a predatory park paedo.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

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