diet cherry coke
lunch was spent at a talk on how the new equality act 2010 (came into force yesterday for those of you who are lucky enough not to need to know anything about this particular piece of law) affects property transactions.

and no lunch for me because the sandwiches were fucking shit (cheddar dipped in sweet chili AGAIN don't they notice nobody ever eats those things and cucumber and butter). luckily i'm going out for dinner tonight to get over this trauma.

anyway, all in all, an Epic Lunch Fail, 0/10, would not suffer again voluntarily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Could you not have asked them to make you something else?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

no
it's platters. for some reason they eschew normal things like houmous and vegetables or cheese and onion or egg mayonnaise in favour of wacki fillings that nobody touches with a bargepole. well, apart from the officehoovers who go back time and time again.

also sandwiches make me feel physically sick when the bread starts to dry up a bit, something about it makes me shudder. this is ALWAYS the case with platters, they take the lids off ages before the meeting starts. vile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Then demand change!
Speak to your pay-masters and request a finer spread. Tell them productivity will improve if you don't have to waste their time posting messages on B3ta about the shoddy platters.

Either that, or make sure you've always got an apple and a banana in your bag.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Cheddar dipped in chilli? cucumber and butter?
What the FUCK is going on here, rach', get them to "Sort it out, for fucks' sake, before someone causes a micheif".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)