no it isn't
zombies don't exist
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

shut your whore mouth!
they do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

but what kind of zombies?
the kind where hell is full, so dead people just stay alive and rot?
the kind where corpses re-animate for unfathomable reasons?
the kind where is a super-rabies type virus?

zombies as a concept are just shitty nonsense
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

probably not the virus type
usually it's some evil dude raising them as his own army. Well, that's my experience, anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

surely werewolves or vampires would be better for an evil army?
rather than some shuffly, slow-moving-except-when-they-don't rotten old bollocks

edit: even the nonsense of the island of doctor moreau makes more sense than zombies
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

zombies are easier to raise and control
ever tried controlling vampires and werewolves? It's hard work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

dunno
garlic, crucifixes
and werewolves, you'd just need a leash and a muzzle, maybe some silver bullets
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

it worked in Van Helsing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Haha, sig win.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Noooo! Zombies are ace.
I wouldn't mind one as a pet. They would certainly keep the burglers at bay.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

also if you have a tame one
they fetch and carry stuff for you and sometimes do dances
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

The possibilities are endless.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

ref: sig
mastectomy?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

*vacant stare*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

there's a significant size disparity

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Ah. it's a thought bubble.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)