You played the piano LITERALLY a million years ago?
In the early Pleistocene epoch, when the most advanced land-based mammal was pithecanthropus erectus, which was still hundreds of millennia away from inventing basic tools, never mind musical instruments? That was quite an achievement.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

she was an exceptional child

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)

She's also exceptionally old

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)

i'm very special. you may have noticed this yourself.
POD, if i catch you saying things like that again, i'll... well there's fuck-all i can do about it, other than send you evil thoughts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)

OH NO!
Not the evil thoughts! You appear not to be hammered tonight, which is an improvement.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)

no
i wanted to walk home because of eating a lot of cheese for dinner. but hyde park is very very dark and a bit creepy by yourself, so i wanted to have my wits about me! hence sticking to the diet coke.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Very sensible
Good use of your law-brain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)

what, walking 6.5 miles in the dark
with my ipod on?!

necessary evil after so much cheese, though. when you move here, we should totally bash it up there, it's an awesome place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

There don't appear to be any other jobs in London just now
So you may be waiting a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)

murp
this saddens me greatly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Found one in Bristol that I'm going for
And one in Cardiff. These places aren't far too far from London really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

bristol would be awesome
the amazing rakky is there now, we could all go out together for a pint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Is she?
I've not seen her around these parts for ages. I've got loads of friends down that way already, so it would be a good place, and a good job.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Bristol is quite nice :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:37, Reply)