After a home game once a Sky Sports bloke was doing a piece to camera reporting about the game.
I ran behind him and shouted 'FULHAM FC - MORE DRUGS THAN BOOTS'. It was a live thing because he told us after and called us wankers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha
Fucking nice one, sir. You just leapfrogged Lily Allen to become my second favourite Cottager, as it were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You do leave yourself wide open, don't you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

too... many... comments

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Without me your heads would explode
from too many unused gay jokes congesting your brains
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

never happen
I know a lot of quasi-benders who need mocking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

mocking blow jobs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

We are an increasingly common breed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You really are frightfully common.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I was hoping you'd be pleased that I was starting my TV career
on BBC1 instead of ITV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

If WankWank haven't restored my service by the time it's aired
it could be on CBeebies for all the good it would do me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Nice one.
I once managed to disrupt a newsreader who was reporting live by shouting 'scrubbers' (Witnail style) from a passing car. It probably lost a lot due to the Doppler Effect
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)