Your stupidity really is remarkable.
'I won't be on 'til tomorrow', posted yesterday?

You do know what 'til' is an abbreviation of, please God tell me you do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yeah where you put the cash in shops innit bruv
didn't see the til.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Suffer the little children (you'll be teaching).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Dear Monty
I hate people who just write 'til' without an apostrophe, or even worse, 'till' when they don't actually mean that. What should I do about this?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

My advice
is to slice the ends of their noses vertically with a scalpel, and then rub a 50/50 mix of salt and sand into the wound.

They will then have a 'penis-nose' for the rest of their lives and adequate justice will thus have been served upon them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I feel this seems like a suitable retort really
Will it teach them not to do it in future?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

you need a threat of further retribution
the 'penis nose' shows that you are serious. you need something else to prevent repeat occurences
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

The next level is the double-bladed Stanley knife
down the middle of the top of the head - creating a permanent 'penis head' effect. particularly striking on bald people wearing pink roll-necks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I always wondered what kind of people come up with the bizarre injuries and deaths
on films like Saw and Hostel. It's people like you Monty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

morning my dear
you've turned out very nicely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

erm, thanks?
Is this an insult I don't understand?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

no :-(
I was trying to be nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

too early for nice my man
next nice shift commences about 11ish.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

sorry!
It confused me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

nae bother
I'm in a remarkably chipper mood today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)