How utterly fucking pathetic.

Facebook may indeed not be a fad but what you have just described up there is the lamest, most piss-soaked pile of embarrassing wank since Dragonforce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*applauds*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

you forgot about
maddie jokes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I had. Until now. Thanks, 'friend'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

you love me baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

This is so very true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

that's not fair on Dragonforce.
At least they served the semi-useful purpose of keeping sweaty pizza-encrusted fanboys locked up inside until they could finish "through the fire and flames" on ultimate on guitar hero.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Dreamtheatre serve the same function

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

They do a song rotation thing, don't they?
So that they never play the same set twice. Pretentious cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Dream Theater have more musical merit
in that they are all outrageously good on their instruments and have managed to put together a few decent songs in their time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I don't know
I just find them unbelievably boring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

that's because you don't appreciate the muscianmanship

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

She doesn't, and neither do I.
This is primarily becuase there is no such thing as 'muscianmanship'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

how would you feel if I had spelt it correctly?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

How does their craft mean anything
if they do nothing decent with it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Like Amberl. ^
I don't know their stuff but I know Mike Portnoy (?) is well regarded - but technical ability does not an interesting musician make. The Pistols were better than The Stranglers, despite being worse if you know what I mean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I know what you mean
the guys from Dream Theater do some good stuff though. I won't deny that they are awfully pretentious in some instances, but their album Train of Thought is a solid metal album, and while it does have widdly guitar solos they are significantly better than those in Dragonforce songs for example.

I can understand you or Amberl not liking it, but they are far from shit. Interesting and proficient use of odd time-signatures and that sort of thing.

I don't know why I'm defending them quite so much, because I only really like one of their albums. I think it is a principle thing now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

They are Pink Floyd AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

is it time for your brain medicine?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Ooh yes please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*inserts trumpet into nostril*
ready?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*PARP*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I don't know who this Dragonforce band is
but judging by their name, their other hobbies all include multi-sided dice.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

As opposed to those single sided dice we all use?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Single sided dice
have uses in societally vetted and acceptable pursuits such as certain card games and Ludo. Multi-sided dice do not.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Surely a dice has 6 sides, not 1
Even a card has two

/pedant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Surely dice is plural?
/pedant
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I thought of putting that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Of course
I meant to say "six-sided" dice, however I settled for making myself look like a total prick instead.

Bah.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

That makes two of us, it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

They are complete gaylords and I suspect you are right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Gaiman-esque gaylords.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Gailords?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I think we can add that to the dictionary.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*shakes hands*

*remembers where Tuggers' hands were earlier*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

This is almost certainly the case
all of their songs are about swords and dragons and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Oh, so they're Marillion?

( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

They are, unbelievably, even worse.
They're more like Iron Maiden but even weedier. They wear Simpsons tights.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I heard a Luca Turilli song yesterday

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Just Googled,
got to 'symphonic power metal' and cracked up...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

exactly
they are incredibly shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

can't agree
I fucking loathe Marillion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

A friend tried to introduce me to them
by playing me Grendel, of all things. I swiftly introduced him to a backhand.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

And as for Fish?
What sort of a shit name is that?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I bet he is mates with Bono

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Its a fairly good name, for say...
a cod.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Kayleigh, whilst admittedly atypical for them,
is one of the gayest songs ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I quite liked one a while ago
Cover My Eyes or something?? That was OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

eyes ears

/obvious
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I did think of doing that
But thought I'd leave the door open for someone else!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

cover my gouge out
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I seem to remember not hating 'Fugazi' when I was about 13

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I don't believe you were ever young
I think you appeared aged 30
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

He stomped out of the womb
Annoyed that his white trainers were mucky from the afterbirth, then immediately derided the midwife's taste in music before walking off with the drugs trolley.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
I retract my earlier POTD and hereby award it to this one ^
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Aw I quite liked them when I was 13 as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Fish, eh?
Good job nobody else goes around calling themselves bent names because they're in a band.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Certainly one could argue that any stage name is gay...
...but Fish? For fuck's sake.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

They are shit beyond belief.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm fairly sure this is a signal
for the final collapse of our already rotten society. Simpsons tights, indeed.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)