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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hate this stupid handbag thing that's going around on Facebook
where people put "I like it on the floor" or "I like it on the stairs" in reference to where their handbag goes when they get in. Last year it was colour of underwear.

What fads piss you off?

Monty, Facebook is not a fad. Nothing you hate is a fad, it's just day-to-day life of other people.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:28, 281 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I like it in the arse.
Makes my notes a little soggy though.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Your notes are the least of your worries
if you can fit a handbag up your arse
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Wallet, maybe.
Handbag at a push.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
A big push and you'd be fine
probably...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I was eating an aero bubble then and I swallowed it whole

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I don't have a handbag

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Are you talking about sex or handbags??!?!?
I have no idea it's all so lol confusing.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I do not like it on a boat, I do not like it with a goat.
I do not like it in a box, I do not like it with a fox.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
definitely not talking about sex here
unless she's a massive liar.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I will not do it in the rain. I will not do it on a train.
Not in the dark, not in a tree, not in a car. You let me be.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I wonder why so many people think this place is full of autisms.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Have you seriously not got the reference?
I was going to keep going til someone realised. But I've pretty much run out now.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Green eggs and ham?
Or whatever that book's called?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Thank you!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
All those books just remind me of Poe
www.heise.de/ix/raven/Literature/Lore/TheRaven.html
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
GOTH!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
It's a good poem.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
me neither
they're for girls.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Religion.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'd hardly describe religion as "a fad".

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
It's quite a well established fad

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
"Oh I know what's a nice lunch to eat at my desk.
Smoked fucking mackrel."
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Lemon and scampi Nik-Naks.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
How to get a lunch table to yourself at secondary school there.


And a bogwash.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I had fish pie once and my boss told me never to do it again

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
It's fucking vile, why do it?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I like the taste of fish pie
although granted it doesn't smell nice to anyone who isn't eating it. Like cigarette smoke.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

had fish showed my cream
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
A health and safety issue?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Is that what is?
I just thought people were getting fraped. In that case, I like it hanging off the back of my desk chair

UGGS. I FUCKING HATE UGGS. The way they look, the way they sound as the lazy cows drag their feet along the floor, the way they make people walk over on their feet. I hate it all.
Also: wearing glasses when you don't need to.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Yay for Ugg hating!
They look like spaz slippers to me
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I saw some male ugg boots at the weekend.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
It's true. They exist.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
oh dear

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
they've been around for years
surfers used to wear them before they became fashionable

first ones I saw were my bro's and his surfer mates some 15 years ago probably.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Mentioning surfers and 'bro's' in the same post
has meant I read the whole thing in a Californian 'whoah dude' accent.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
that's how we talk down here



it isn't, and I meant my brother, not just some bro's
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I have Uggs.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
*sadfaces*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I only wear them when it's freezing cold and that is rarely as I can't drive in them.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Seconded like a motherfucker. UGGs are vile.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I'm with you on the glasses thing
Uggs are shit too, and I was amazed at how expensive they are.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
they're very bad for your feet
i do quite like the knitted ones, but not enough to buy a pair, just to see them and think, hmmmm.

then i go and buy another designer pair of stilettos that i can't walk or drive in.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
*Invents PINK Ugg boots*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Too late.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
i was thinking of moving the pink obsession to pale aqua
smeg make my fridge-freezer in pale aqua instead of pale pink.

but it would cost me a lot to swop everything around.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Stick with the pink.
It'll reduce the chance of you having your stuff burgled.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
^ This
Because only a clown would go for brown!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Oh I hate that glasses thing too, as a bona fide eye-spack it makes me angry that they think my disease is fashionable.
I hate the ugg shuffle as well and the pigeon-toed spacker walk. You can take solace in the fact that people wearing them are turning themselves into bandy-legged cripples.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Anyone who has a choice
not to wear glasses yet does, is just stupid
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Apart from Run DMC

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Footless tights pissed me off when they were going round.
And wearing t shirts with leggings. Urgh.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Only a tiny, tiny proportion of women can pull this off.
And only if the t-shirt is long enough to cover the vag at the front.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
This depends on your point of view!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
On paper, you'd think so, wouldn't you?
But I'm fairly sure leggings are unflattering to just about anybody's vag.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
as opposed to that vag at the back?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
does it have teeth?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Nope.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
ah, 20 questions, right?
is it a back vagina? or reargina as I believe the medical term is?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
nope.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Is it King Zog II of Albania?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
nope

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
If it's not Paul Ince then, you've stumped me.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
nope

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I give in then.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I WIN!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Indeed you do.
have a turnip.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I think that's called a fanny.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Agreed
It's all Em wears nowadays, leggings or ultra skinny jeans. Not complaining though!
I do complain when her fat colleagues do the same. Yuck, gunt.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Hahaha!
gunt
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
VOMITS IN YOUR FACE

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I have no idea
where fat people buy skinny jeans
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
You can get plus size ones in New Look
Well, they might be 'jeggings' (which I hate).
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
My cousin has already put her month old daughter in jeggings.
Me and my sister are going to have to overcome out disgust of it and spend some time with it to make sure it turns out cool.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Jeggings are fucking awful
Also, 'Jorts' for men are shit. Denim hotpants on girls is acceptable though.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
WTF are jorts?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Jeans shorts

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Jean shorts

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
JINX!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
:D

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
It's easy when you know where : (

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
it's not that I'm thin
I've just never bought skinny jeans (because of the not being thin). Why would I want to display my horrible thighs? :S
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I'm thin and I've never bought skinny jeans.
They look fucking stupid on me.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
aww you'd look like a flamingo!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
My legs are ok.
It's my huge belly that's the problem and I can hide that under baggy stuff.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I'll swap
I've got shit legs, and a normal stomach
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Why don't I just give you half of my belly and you can give me half of your legs.
Then we'll be perfect.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
that sounds fine and dandy to me

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
If a touch odd

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
You see, I disagree
It's not a good look no matter waiflike or heiferlike you are.

Unless it passes the buttocks by an inch, put some fucking shorts or a skirt on.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)
you're a barbie-doll though
so don't have the same worries
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Man I wish Kitty posted next
I'd have a real life LAAK
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Here I am!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
oh shit wrong log in

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Like it!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Are you and kitty the same person and yuo've confused your accounts?
Or has kitty stolen lampitos account to issue some FACEPUNCHING

man tooooooooooooooo slow
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I think Applebite is the only one to have met both me and Kitty
SO IS SHE TELLING THE TRUTH?!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Not if she's you as well

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Nah, several people can attest to the fact that we're different people :)

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Unless you pay someone to go to bashes with you pretending to be her
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I don't care
But Lampito has recently been elevated to best member of LAAK for going beyond th call of duty in Camden.

Though this could all change if she has too many cocktails.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I thought I was your favourite!
*sulks*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Are you going to Camden to buy me concert tickets?
No, I don't think you are, so until you start shifting that ass of yours and doing things for me, Lampito is the best.

Plus you refused to torture that poor emo guy on my behalf.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
What would I have to do?
Seduced boy isn't an emo. And neither is Fit Lab Partner. I might be growing out of that phase.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
RIght Scratch that, Lampito has just let me down horribly
and rather than own up to the fact that she doesn't like me enough to do me a favour, she's trying to blame her housemate.

Appebite, you're back at number one. Lampito. Sadface. Massive, massive sadface.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Wooooooo!
:D

Sorry lampers.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Don't apologise to her
she's dead to me now.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Can I request a change of sig to reflect that fact that I'm your favourite?
Edit: Thank you :D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Do me and Kitty not place?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Well, you're a Tory who likes the Pope
and Kitty dislikes the concept of universal human rights. In comparison to that, Lampito not doing me a favour she previously agreed to do still keeps her firmly in second place.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I don't like the Pope
I just don't like ill-informed arguments either.

And putting aside my political views I'm a lovely person
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Apologies for being worried my friend had been raped by a pack of hyenas.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
there is a distinct lack of wild Hyena
in Camden, you know.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)
She was in Elephant and Castle.
I found this out 3 hours ago :/
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I heard there were, but as nobody will tell the police where they are
they get to do all the raping they like.

Someone should issue a warrant for their arrest.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I reckon they are kept inside some smug cunt's computer
behind a 50-digit password.

/well played, by the way. Well played.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Digital Child Abusing Hyenas are the worst.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Partner
*smugs*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
oi you.
You're still on jinx.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
You should punch his face
when you see him in two weeks
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
TWO WEEEEEEEKS
EXCITEMENT! I would never punch him. He's my favourite. After you, obv.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
HA!
In your FACE lab. In. Your. FACE!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
NOoooo!
You said his name and unjinxed him you fool
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Aww I was too busy looking for Leo pics to notice
Oh, and working too. Yep.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
For the last time, my punching days are OVER

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is more like it
You're only allowed to communicate in pictures till someone says your name.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)
hahahah!
This is an amazing picture
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

knowyourmeme.com/memes/strutting-leo-leo-strut
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Leo DiHapprio
has made me laugh like a fucking loon
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I think you should only communicate via the medium of photos of Leo.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
The worrying thing is these are all already saved on yuor harddrive

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Nah
What's worrying is if my work sees my recent Google Search history.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Leo Dicaprio naked?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I think you and me are the only b3tans Kitty has met.
So maybe not.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
You and I are different people.
Very different. Very VERY different.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Ahh, I meant you and Kitty
Not you and me.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I thought TGB meant me and you.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
CONFUUUUUUSIOOOON

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Confused because you're all the same?
Now you know how we all feel
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
You've ruined it now.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I hate most ridiculous fashion fads
Although I did love the neon 80s revival fad
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Global Hypercolour
ftw
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I had loads of those t-shirts when I was a kid.
They never really changed colour that much.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
never at all from what i remember
but the excitement was in the fact that they might.

If you wished hard enough, and sweated enough.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
On reflection
Why would anyone want to highlight the fact they are covered in sweat?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
You need to sweat more

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Wearing socks.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Organic and/or GM-free food
as opposed to just good quality food.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
novelty ring tones in the 6th form
when you could first start changing them and having shit graphics on your handset. Used to drive me mad. Not much better now it's mp3 but better than Axl F.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
You still have the Crazy Frog.
Don't you?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
ADINGDINGDINGDINGBADINGDINGDAING

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
*kills with hammers*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
You should SO do that using your little bits of html code.
You'll have it bouncing all over the place!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

adingdingdingbadingdingbaddngdong
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Thats taken far too long, I'll wager

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
It took about a minute I'll grant you

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
POTD

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
youngster.
according to my memory, 8-note nokia ringtones were only last week. Or something.

There was only one of those that was even vaguely acceptable, and that was "suicide is painless" because it's the only fucking tune that sounded the same on the phone as in reality.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
10 years, at least TMB.
My phone is always on silent unless driving so I have gone for dull ring ring. I tried to alter an itunes file with gonz's instructions but ruined it so gave up.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
What happened to mobile phones
interfering with radios?

Radios made that beeping noise when close to mobiles.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)
it still happens a bit
have had it with recording equipment and stuff
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
And baby monitors

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Mine stills does that
when it's plugged into the car stereo. Really fucking irritating at full volume, too. There's a spot on the A3 where it goes absolutely spastic and moving the phone around does fuck all as it's directly injected into the head unit via the 3.5 mm jack.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
It still does if they're not protected

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Mine does with my office phone
probably because my office phone was made in 1968
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Oh, it's about handbags?
Another mystery solved.

Actually, not really. I couldn't have given less of a shit when I worked out it wasn't an accidental sexual posting. Which I did the first time I saw it, given the person concerned.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
ah that's what that is about

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Fads are a merely a medium
for the cunts of every generation to show off about how different their cuntishness is from the cuntishness of the generation before.

"Ha! Dad looked so ridiculous in his flares, he should have worn a shellsuit like me"

"Ha! Betamax was so totally ridiculous, but I'm lapping up HD-DVD like a thirsty dog"

"I like Apple"

And so on. Fads in general irritate me. When I was a kid, the fads were POGS and yo-yos and those diablo things. The nineties were shit.

However, I don't think any generation before is going to have gone through quite the same level of acute embarrasment as the current lot will have upon reaching middle age, when their kids look at all the old photographs and say "Dad, why is your arse hanging out of the back of your jeans?"
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
that'll never happen.
As I'm planning to cull the children of those that can't put trousers on properly. when the revolution comes.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Yeah, they'll be first to fall over on their way to the wall

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
The beauty of facebook means that my generation will never be able to hide their embarrassing teenage years from their kids.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a plus for me.
Because I'm handsome with dapper clothes. I think.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
That hairstyle all the kids have that make them look like they've got a comeover.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
emo hair?
Which gives the funniest google image search ever

And the best picture
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
The best pic
is truly fabulous. I foresee a t-shirt print
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I'd buy one!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
*invests quadrillions*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Shit
I've slept with four out of six of those hairstyles.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Only the hair??
How rare
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
And the boys attached to them.
Of course.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
My barnet is similar to the one second from left on the top row (albeit that's how it is naturally)
And my barnet is ace. So there.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Being a dickhead is cool

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I see myself as more of a cool dickhead.
Being a standalone dickhead, however, isn't really that cool.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
aww it's quite cute
it makes them all look about fourteen
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)
No, it makes them look a cunt
And a cunt that cannot see where its going at that. CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
yeah but all young people are cunts
and I'd rather sit next to an emo-cunt than a chav-cunt
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Emos are beginning to get more and more like chavs these days.
I like to call the new race chemos.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Which would make you
chemo-savvy.

Hiho, Silver. Away!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
POTD!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Definitely.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I try not to interact
with the general population
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Blimey, my uncle is having chemotherapy at the moment.
He'll look ridiculous.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I will concede this point
However, this is like saying I'd rather have cancer than AIDS
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
emos are harmless
I don't mind them at all
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
You prefer 'omos.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
stop it now.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
That's not what you say to them etc

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
He's a giver, not a taker

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)
He's a shover, not a shite'er.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Its OK to be gay
It's alright to skewer shite
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
How utterly fucking pathetic.

Facebook may indeed not be a fad but what you have just described up there is the lamest, most piss-soaked pile of embarrassing wank since Dragonforce.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
*applauds*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)
you forgot about
maddie jokes
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I had. Until now. Thanks, 'friend'.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
you love me baby

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is so very true.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
that's not fair on Dragonforce.
At least they served the semi-useful purpose of keeping sweaty pizza-encrusted fanboys locked up inside until they could finish "through the fire and flames" on ultimate on guitar hero.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Dreamtheatre serve the same function

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
They do a song rotation thing, don't they?
So that they never play the same set twice. Pretentious cunts.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Dream Theater have more musical merit
in that they are all outrageously good on their instruments and have managed to put together a few decent songs in their time.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I don't know
I just find them unbelievably boring
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)
that's because you don't appreciate the muscianmanship

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
She doesn't, and neither do I.
This is primarily becuase there is no such thing as 'muscianmanship'.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
how would you feel if I had spelt it correctly?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
How does their craft mean anything
if they do nothing decent with it?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Like Amberl. ^
I don't know their stuff but I know Mike Portnoy (?) is well regarded - but technical ability does not an interesting musician make. The Pistols were better than The Stranglers, despite being worse if you know what I mean.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I know what you mean
the guys from Dream Theater do some good stuff though. I won't deny that they are awfully pretentious in some instances, but their album Train of Thought is a solid metal album, and while it does have widdly guitar solos they are significantly better than those in Dragonforce songs for example.

I can understand you or Amberl not liking it, but they are far from shit. Interesting and proficient use of odd time-signatures and that sort of thing.

I don't know why I'm defending them quite so much, because I only really like one of their albums. I think it is a principle thing now.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
They are Pink Floyd AICMFP

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)
is it time for your brain medicine?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Ooh yes please.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
*inserts trumpet into nostril*
ready?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
*PARP*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I don't know who this Dragonforce band is
but judging by their name, their other hobbies all include multi-sided dice.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
As opposed to those single sided dice we all use?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Single sided dice
have uses in societally vetted and acceptable pursuits such as certain card games and Ludo. Multi-sided dice do not.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Surely a dice has 6 sides, not 1
Even a card has two

/pedant
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Surely dice is plural?
/pedant
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I thought of putting that too

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Of course
I meant to say "six-sided" dice, however I settled for making myself look like a total prick instead.

Bah.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
That makes two of us, it would seem

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)
They are complete gaylords and I suspect you are right.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Gaiman-esque gaylords.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Gailords?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I think we can add that to the dictionary.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)
*shakes hands*

*remembers where Tuggers' hands were earlier*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is almost certainly the case
all of their songs are about swords and dragons and stuff.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Oh, so they're Marillion?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
They are, unbelievably, even worse.
They're more like Iron Maiden but even weedier. They wear Simpsons tights.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I heard a Luca Turilli song yesterday

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Just Googled,
got to 'symphonic power metal' and cracked up...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
exactly
they are incredibly shit
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)
can't agree
I fucking loathe Marillion
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)
A friend tried to introduce me to them
by playing me Grendel, of all things. I swiftly introduced him to a backhand.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)
And as for Fish?
What sort of a shit name is that?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I bet he is mates with Bono

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Its a fairly good name, for say...
a cod.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Kayleigh, whilst admittedly atypical for them,
is one of the gayest songs ever.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I quite liked one a while ago
Cover My Eyes or something?? That was OK
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

eyes ears

/obvious
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I did think of doing that
But thought I'd leave the door open for someone else!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

cover my gouge out
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I seem to remember not hating 'Fugazi' when I was about 13

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I don't believe you were ever young
I think you appeared aged 30
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)
He stomped out of the womb
Annoyed that his white trainers were mucky from the afterbirth, then immediately derided the midwife's taste in music before walking off with the drugs trolley.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
HAHAHAHA!
I retract my earlier POTD and hereby award it to this one ^
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Aw I quite liked them when I was 13 as well

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Fish, eh?
Good job nobody else goes around calling themselves bent names because they're in a band.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Certainly one could argue that any stage name is gay...
...but Fish? For fuck's sake.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)
They are shit beyond belief.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I'm fairly sure this is a signal
for the final collapse of our already rotten society. Simpsons tights, indeed.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Actually I've got one.
Chinos. Fucking chinos. Now don't get me wrong, I love chinos, but I hate that every knobhead has cottoned on and now wears them religiously. Which means mine have to go to the back of the wardrobe, can't be seen wearing the same stuff as other people.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I hate chinos.


Oh hang on, I think I mean 'the Chinese'.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)
They're a cruel race.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)
And a hit for Dexy's Midnight Runners.

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I've had that song in my head for days
and now it'll be there for a few more.

Bastard.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
'Oh oooh Chinos'

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
*facepalms*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)
*pulls eyes with fingers*

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Chav chic.
Greasy bastards trying to out-pikey each other.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

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