I'm currently waiting for a girl who'll allow a bit of rumpy pumpy with me, and for her to ask me for a safe-word, so I can say "The the forth act of a mid summer night's dream in german".
I dreamed that up and woke myself up laughing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what happened to cafe girl?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You're too quick
Or I wrote too much. Next time I'll be faster.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I type all day every day
I'm faster than The Flash. It's one of my many pointless skills
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Never pointless
Didn't you see that chapter of Doctor Who with Dona Novel? (I'm not sure about the spelling)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I don't watch Dr Who, sorry!
Did she save the day by typing really quickly? Maybe I could be a superhero.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

She had a lot of pointless skills
One of them was typing. Slowly, during the series, it was proven that all those pointless skills (especially the typing) saved the Universe.

You should watch Doctor Who. It's great! I can't wait for the next Christmas special.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

read gonzo's post again
that may be the answer right there.

did you find your maritime law stuff, or do you need me to do anything else?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I've emailed loads of stuff to the parents
and they've said they're going to look into it all and let me know if they want further help. I told them to get a copy of their contract as well so if they do I'll probably come knocking on your door again. Thanks for the help, it was really useful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

no worries my sweet
just gaz me up if you need anything innit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I will, thanks.
I NEED MY FREE HOLIDAYS BACK
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I haven't had the guts to go back since the whole dad thing =(((((
I think I've moved on now though, found someone better to fasinate about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

it's me isn't it?
please let it be me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Maybe.... are you into traffic warden roll-play?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

if you came near me dressed as one
i'd hit you with my car. does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

But when you go to park it afterwards, could you do it about 4 inches outside of the yellow lines on a saturday 10 minute before the parking timezone runs out?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

if that would make you happy
i can do it twice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Those are the best dreams
Leave you happy feeling for the day, don't they?

So is this girl the girlfriend you talked about in facebook? What about the café girl? What happened with her?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Woh', what girl on facebook?
See above about Cafe Girl.

I donno, I'm happy just sorting out my life at the moment, getting it all back on track. *Goes all shy and avoids questions*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

The one strolling your leg : )
I think you're doing very well at sorting your life. A job, a girl... before you know you'll have a mortage, a dog and half a dozen of Gonzitos.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)