I can sew, draw and cook pretty well
But most of my talents lie in other areas of my body to my hands.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm only talented with my brain
I'm not adding what else because it'll only result in strikethroughs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Me too
*sighs* me too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Knees?
No, wait, I bet you have talented ankles. Amirite?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

No, I have shit knees.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

But I was right with the ankles?
My knees are shocking, knacked one in, then the other gets weak from the compensating. I want robot legs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I used to have osteochondritis in both knees, so they're fucked.
My ankles are alright, nothing special though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I was trying to pick a part of the body that's definitely unsexual
Sorry to hear about your knees, my damage was self-inflicted so I only have myself to blame. They're alright most of the time though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

How did you fuck yours up?
Mine is self-inflicted too, sadly. I used to be a long distance runner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

my junior colleague
is doing 3 marathons in 3 days. how can that not fuck up your knees and other bits?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Fucking hell,
Good luck to them, the absolute nutter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

i know
she said, oh it's fine, the first day we'll aim for 3.5 hours, the second day 4.5 hours and the third day 5.5 hours.

so that's alright then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Oh yeah, absolutely fine.
I really can't see a problem with that.


Mental.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Broke my leg doing a LARP
Quite a bad break, close to my left knee. Was in a cast for 15 weeks, and now it knacks to do any running on it, plus I wear an athletic support if going hiking. My right knee gets bad after long periods of activity due to compensating for my ledt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Man up, I walked into work with TWO blisters this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You fucking girl.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

BUT IT HUUUUUuuuuuRTSSSsss

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Ouch
You poor thing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

you replied in the wrong place.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Oh come on.
Broke it LARPing? You can't have sympathy for that.... ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah they should have had a level 15 priest with them.
That's just bad planning.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Thanks
But it's my own fault :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

wtf
is a LARP?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

ha ha ha,
google it, you're in for a SFW treat
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

fuck me
what the fucking fuck...

what is the matter with these people!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

It's a laugh
And mainly I can laugh at how pathetic it looks. Still, me and some mates don't take it too seriously, and laugh at all the misfits and weirdos there too.

Also, when I go there, I'm comparatively extremely hot!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

When you broke your leg were people still in character?
"here son take this potion and you'll be back in the fight"
"I have a mystic balm to help you"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Haha, thankfully not
Everything stopped and they fetched my mate (who's an A&E nurse). Then they stood around trying to keep my spirits up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

oh lab
well, every idol of perfection needs one tiny flaw i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

That you even hint that I am an idol of perfection
Is a compliment I am undeserving of, but very grateful for nonetheless!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

yeah you laugh at the misfits
that's like when paedophiles say they only had child porn for 'research'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Haha!
We already know I'm a misfit, but srsly, you should see some of the autisms and mentals who go to some of these events...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I've seen Role Models

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

"pretending to be an Orc"
Live Action Role Play.

Although if pushed I'll admit I think it's probably an acceptable pastime, as a complete shit I refuse to have sympathy for anyone who manages to injure themselves doing it, on principle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Never asked for sympathy
Charging around the woods in the dark has it's dangers, and I fell foul of one. I laughed about it then, and still do now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I know you didn't
I'm just lightly extracting urine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Good man!
I approve!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Breasts?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Yep
And Arms, thighs, abs, back etc.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

:(
I like back doesn't have quite the same ring to it, and slightly more negative connotations...

Hang on, can something be more negative?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I have an incredibly flexible back.
So I like it.

Also: I have no idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I used to have a small back
I want my 30" back back. New leaf SOON.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

all I have in my fridge
is onion, carrot, dressings etc. But no knives to cut it up with. I am also going to buy the trashiest magazine I can think of which will undoubtedly have some majorly obese person in it, cut it out and stick it on my fridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Go on Facebook, get a picture of Kitty, print it out
JOB DONE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

it'll just depress me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

The joke was that Kitty is fat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I know
I was implying that when you're that fat there's no hope in the room. Slightly less obvious haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

you are all like, so mean.
IT'S GLANDULAR!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

my mum's best friend
did that in america. she took pics of all the 400lb+ salad-dodgers and pinned them to her fridge.

she gained a stone. i think feeling skinny in comparison had the reverse effect and made her think it was ok to chow down!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I did it once
and lost a stone. The woman was truly hideous though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

a picture of yourself (oneself, not you as i am sure you don't need to lose anything!)
either v slim or v obese might work i suppose. but my pink fridge isn't metal, so nothing sticks to it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Spunk would

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

BLU TAK

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

BLU PINK
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

you joke lab
but they do actually sell pink blu-tak and pink prittstick.

not that i have ever bought either, you understand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I have green pritstick
it's like alien snot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

THIS
is a sensible solution. what is wrong with my brain?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I've never been either of those things
maybe I should photoshop myself slim, and then just claim that's really me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

it might fall down in real life though
this is the only flaw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Unless someone invented photoshop for real life.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I am waiting for this to happen

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

the inventor would make a fortune

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

it's called alcohol.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I am jealous
my back is about as flexible as, erm, an unflexible thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm fairly sure there was a song about that.
dum dum dum DUM dum dum dum dum
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

*has to put something else on to get that out of my head*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'm confused.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Oh my god Becky, look at her butt.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

She's, like, one of those rap guys girlfriends

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It's so big, and round, and OUT THERE
I see now :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)