I want to go anywhere Monty want's to go but 15 minutes earlier
So I can set up a devious trap or ruin what he want's to experience. Yes I would waste my trip for petty sabotage.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Like leaving superfluous apostrophes all over the place for me to trip up on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah I would go round altering the posters for Hendrix
adding really basic spelling mistakes just to put a dampener on the evening for you. That would be enough.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Have a good time - sounds like a right laugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

it's ok I've got my ipod with me so I won't have to listen
to any of that gay guitary masturbation shit.

*Modern Love, click*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Good luck charging it up in '67.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

yeah the application of logic to this argument
is really going to help!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

That is a fair comment, actually.

*concedes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

yous guys are too much
a laugh a minute, I tells ya
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I know. I don't know how we come up with some of this stuff, I really don't.
We're KERRAZY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I just want to hug him but he keeps pushing me away.
I am fucking hanging today. I did your shot and a couple of others. I puked 4 times at work before 11 this morning.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You will make a teacher yet!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

+cry

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

oh what shot did we take???

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Sambuca, several of them. They taste lovely at the time.
not so much in the morning.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I hope you lit it in your mouth
not in the glass like some kind of raging Mary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

He should try drinking it, fully alight, through his eyes next time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I don't light them anymore.
Not since France.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

erm, if you don't light it, why the fuck drink it?
If you like sweet and aniseed, pernod or absinthe as a louche. 'buca is an abomination except for lighting and cooking with. See also: Drambuie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I did not know that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

hmm never had it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

It's like sticky aniseed,
beautiful. You light them and stuff!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think someone told me it was a like jager

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

It's not.
Edit - to clarify, Sambuca is a sweet aniseed liqueur. Jager is a digestif. It tastes a bit aniseed-y but it's much more bitter and herby.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

kinda, but more like Ouzo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

like what-o?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Ouzo and pernod, greek booze, tastes like aniseed. You haven't lived girl!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It's fucking disgusting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I've still yet to work out how this is possible.
I mean, I've puked while drinking. I've puked after drinking. I've woken up in the middle of the night puking. But in 20 years of drinking I've never even come close to being sick the next day. Am I broken or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I never really get sick on the night. But I think it's because I smoke as well.
In the morning the bad lungs, and churning stomach just evacuate themselves.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I smoked until 9 months ago, though. Still made no odds in the morning.
I mean, soul destroying hangovers, oh yeah. Mild alcohol poisoning to the "couple of days of shaking like a shitting dog and being unable to regulate body temperature" level, many times. But never being sick. Odd.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You are obviously a more stoic human being than me.
It's always the next day for me. Unless I make myself tactically puke before bed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I'm not considering it as a good thing, trust me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I think they are my favourite OT double act.
They are like a really shit version of the Chuckle Brothers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Bobby: "to me"
Monty: "Urgh Fuck off cretin"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Psssst.
They still had electricity in '67 you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I thought that
but then he would only hark on about not having a charger with me etc. He is getting predictable in his old age.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

No you didn't.
You don't know anything about anything that hasn't happened to you personally in the last 15 minutes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

it was that thought that led me to question my own application of logic
before calling you up on it. I know loads of cool stuff just probably nothing that would interest you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Shhh, he's too stupid to have realised.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

too late grandad
get that zimmer cracking!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

OH NOES ! I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF IT LEAD TO A SITUATION WHERE I GET PAID BILLIONS TO HAVE SEXY TIME WITH ANYONE I WANT ! OH NOES ! THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)