There are not 50 people in the world who haven't been punched, fucked or insulted by me.
Besides, I'm a misanthrope, so there's the whole world under the "insult" category.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I haven't been, so far as I can remember.
Although I've only met you once.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I would never punch you, as I am a little awed by you.
No fucking, as your missus is lovely.
No insults, because I don't want to get on your wrong side.

YOU ARE DEEMED SAFE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Awed?
Blimey, that would be a first.

I don't think I have a wrong side. I am the nicest bloke on the internet, apart from possibly Lab who's a big soft shite at heart.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Maybe terrified might be better.
Or "healthy respect". Though I am quite timid, I'm scared of a lot of people on here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'm a pussy cat really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm only scared of you.
NOT THE FACE!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Are you genuinely?
In that case, I'm very sorry. Genuinely. I still don't remember what happened but I'm sure you didn't deserve the punch (unlike the other three)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Hahah no of course not.
*cowers*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Didn't stop you punching me though, did it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

she's not scared of you
or floppy wrists
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You fucking deserved it, you facetious pinioned twat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I can't argue with that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

lovely insult right here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

just a badge for me then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I want to do one of those things to you though.
/almost True Blood theme music
/guitars
/deep Souths
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

*cowers from punch*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

No, not that one, you fucking idiot :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

she just wants me for my cheekbones

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)