I have given up with efforts as EVERY SINGLE TIME it goes horribly, horribly wrong.
I shall stick with the (sadly rare) drunkenly falling into bed with people approach.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not surprised, you're a bit of a dick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Wooks is full of WIN
He's smart and funny and buys me booze and makes me bacon and let's me win at mario kart ;)

You, however, are a blue oyster cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Don't fear the raper

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

*tips hat*
nicely played sir
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

It's funny because he's a rapist*
*might not be a rapist**


**bet he is though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

There is no evidence that he is a rapist and he is refusing to answer questions on the matter of his rapistness


Therefore he must be guilty and should be sent to prison forthwith.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

They'll have to stick him in the nonce wing
otherwise the other prisoners will beat him with bars of soap wrapped in towels
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

He fucking loves that sort of thing
Filthy pervert.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I categorically am not a raper. Being a tubby internet joke I cannot possibly maintain
a level of stamina high enough to successfully initiate and complete a rape. Instead I stay in smearing whiskas on my tiny penis begging my cat to lick it off. In between crying and rubbing spaff into my face.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

TGB hates Bobby shocker
who gives a fuck you crusty insipid shrew.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

that's some strong language sir

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

woah
chilax bobbyboo.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

what it's the only internet it's all lol's.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

that sentence just made my eyes bleed

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

rather a sentence than a penis!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

oh lawd, true dat

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Aw fanks.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

You're confusing me being a dick to you with me being a dick in general.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Thanks for helping me work out what I mean. I'm pretty sure you're still a dick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I can't figure out if you're trying to give as good as you get or if you're just being pissy.
Please make your insults more entertaining.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

^ this

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

you decide, I finish at 4 and am going home. You'll have more fun that way anyway.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

That's fucking SLANDER, gayboy.
You take that back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You know, I'm going to be charitable this once.
"Bit of a dick" could be an uncharacteristically subtle way of calling me a helmet, and since helmet is such a brilliant insult I am going to run with this interpretation.

Well played, Bobby.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

OK I don't hate him now.
'Helmet' is undoubtedly a prize winner, it's true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

this makes me suspicious
also OH HAI MONTY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Wotcha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I am also fond of 'bellend'.
Go to town, folks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

If you're staying here saying things like that, I think I will go to town.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Well
hello, young man...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)