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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Nah, given the apparent size of your tits
he wouldn't have missed the opportunity to tap that.

I heard he would have wiped his cock on the curtains afterwards though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It would have been worth it :P
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Especially if you have cheap student curtains

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I have blinds. They're black though so would shimmer in the light.
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I bet the jizz stains would look like clouds
you could lie in bed and imagine you were looking at heaven.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

If he could make jizz clouds I wouldn't need to look into heaven. Silly.
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

holy shit is this one of those girls I've heard about?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

IT'S YOUR CHANCE CHOMPY!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Just so happens I'm a reincarnated Jaguar repair man.
/even I feel bad posting that
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Oh man that's low
Edit: And no-one's said "Fuck off, Bert"?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I don't think bert could have lasted 2 years without outing himself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Could you fix my jag?
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Yeah, *breathes through teeth* but it'll cost ya.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Do I get roses on valentines day whilst I sleep with your mate?
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

lolololol the only person you've ever loved is dead.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

And do you feel bad about this one too?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Nah, baptism of fire innit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Do I still get the roses?

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

No, lillies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Harsh
I'm tempted to give a girl moss at some point and see how that goes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

After that it can only get better?

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Unless she was a bit mental
I really don't think it would get much past that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You could always try killing the person she loves in a hit and run?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Nah, Chompy appears to have tried that already
And it doesn't seem to have worked.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Bindun

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It's a start.

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I've just stalking your posts on /talk
Sexface hits on you on your first ever post.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6939702#post6939712
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Yea... err I didn't get along very well over there..
I retreated rather quickly.
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Classic Sexface

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

He's like a universal constant.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

And I felt special

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I thought I'd been ever so slightly accepted
Back to QOTW for me :P
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Don't run away you pussy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Is that what you say to all the girls?

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yes,
anyway there's a new thread now
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Oh, you're accepted.
I have also been chatted up by Sexface.

Well, I say, chatted up...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

He needs a little more style and finesse.
Though he never did gaz me that pic.. Rejection?
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Oh, you'll learn. You'll learn.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I've been here 2 yrs
Still non the wiser!
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

~~chatted up~~ penetrated

Seemed a bit easy that one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

A bit easy?
True, but harsh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Do you mean one with breasts?
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Right, I'm prepared to give you a chance not to be shit.
But please write in the subject line, the unbolded text makes me think you're whispering.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Maybe I am
whispering.. not shit.

Though that's debatable.
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I bet you checked for mouseovers as well

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

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