EVERY DAY SWIPES! EVERY GODDAMMNED DAY!
You're here with your helpful "legal advice" and "chirpy good humour" being all "friendly" and you know that all I really want to do is grab you and kiss you and push you down onto the kitchen table and rip open your shirt and then squirt helmans squeezy mayonaisse on your chest and follow it up with some Reggae Reggae ketchup and then get some pork chops and marinade them there for about 45 minutes and the fry them in a big griddle pan and serve them with some curly leaf Kale covered in garlic butter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's POTD, folks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I don't think that's accolade enough

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

No really, you're too kind.
Sorry I haven't replied to your gaz, I'm really tempted but it would be a totally silly purchase and I really don't have the cash so I'm going to so no thank you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Quite alright
Thought I might as well offer when you were talking about it last night. If I was loaded I would probably give it away, but I'm not, so I won't
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

i don't know whether to laugh or cry
or seek an injunction...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*waves bottles of condiments*
*waggles eyebrows*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

oh god don't
i had to stop things with someone quite promising because he kept texting/emailing THAT EXACT PHRASE.

it nearly killed me. the phrase, not the stopping it. i'm a cold-hearted bitch about that sort of thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Somebody actually texted you with the phrase
*waves bottles of condiments*?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It's a strange idea certainly.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

nooooo
the eyebrow waggling shit. it makes me think of pervy old men dressed as father christmas. and noone needs that image.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Especially not you
Since you've probably experienced it first hand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I sure do!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Good excuse to chuck your sauce all over the kitchen ceiling, I suppose.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Maybe I'll combine this with a present off moss

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)