I chased someone across one of the fields at glastonbury about 15 years ago
after he had taken something out of my tent while I was in it. It turned out to be my toothbrush. I, however, had forgotten that I was asleep and therefore naked. I suspect it wasn't worth the pursuit, on balance.

Still, the bloke who robbed me was off his face on acid, so I suspect a naked man rugby tackling him while shouting "what did you fucking take, you cunt?" probably scarred him for life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Now now, I think we've established that unless you have a warrant
he didn't have to tell you anything.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

vigilante justice has no rules

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

has no +!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I have a universal warrant tattoo'd on my ballsack.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

small warrant

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

nah. Just needs ironing before you can read it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)