All I know is
I HAVE A PROFESSIONAL CLEANER SORTING OUT MY FLAT AS WE SPEAK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the sort of cleaner who tidies away the evidence?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I've done that already. I have lost a small wrap of DMT somewhere which worries me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

*turns, walks away, whistling*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

crime scene cleaners?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

It's Harvey Keitel, reprising his Pulp Fiction role.

(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

that would be amazing
if he ever falls on hard times you should get him on Dragon's Den with it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Please say he's called 'Leon'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

You've basically just put Rachel in a French maid's outfit, haven't you, you saucy old bugger?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Has anyone else just got an erection
and a curious affinity for bread?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I'm already wanking myself silly
Into a warm pain de campagne.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I have, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

And then taken her by surprise?
By which I mean, "demanded that she actually get on with cleaning the damn place before you'll put your Eiffel Tower anywhere near her Arc de Triomphe"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

He's asked her to put his drungs in the middle of the table.
the massif central he calls it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)