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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've never had someone come up to me but he was on the side of the road and looked crap and that never happens around here and I felt bad

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
In London you get toerags trying it on all the time.
There was one chap who used to approach you in the petrol garage near my friend's house carrying a bike helmet and claiming to have had his bike nicked so he needed money to 'get back to Brixton'.

The third time he tried* it I said 'fucking hell mate this KEEPS happening to you, doesn't it?'

He remembered me after that.

*That was his THIRD mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
oh I lied, I did have a bloke once come up to my friends and I, asking for a couple bucks each because he was stranded and
he needed a ride to the city, like 70 miles away, we "didn't have any cash"...he looked most displeased
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)
There's a woman who used to go the shelter I volunteered at
and she's lovely, she plays a guitar but she's so quiet that no one gives her money so I buy her a sammich when I see her. I want to take her home but I've been advised against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Sammich?
SAMMICH? GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
A WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
That's what I wondered, Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
I am still wondering now, Davvo old bean.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Could have been worse, Monters.
She could have said sammidge. Then where would we be?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
We would be in merry HELL, old boy.
THAT'S where we would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

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