I'm so envious of you people going to the bash
There, I've said it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:03, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How on earth can you be jealous of us all meeting up with a load of losers off the internet.
It's going to be awesome
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

That's exactly why
I would love to meet you dudes and dudettes in person.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Just turn up dude.
There'll be plenty of butch, hairy lesbians to laugh at. Apparently.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Hopefully they won't get violent.
Just don't act straight whatever you do. Be gay, very gay.

(And post pictures)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I never got an invitation
again
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

No-one gets invited you silly merkin.
You just turn up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Yeah, but you keep changing the location without telling me.
I can just see it now, me showing up to a false b3ta bash and being the only male in a lesbian bar as described in the Davros Granddad's previous post.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

bloody segregation

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Damn straight. Just becasue they are on the other side of the ocean...
It's just not fair!!!!!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I feel so.......*sobs*
horrid, like totally unwanted, never getting invited and *gasp of air* even if I wanted to go I wouldn't know where the hell I was *shuddering gasp of air* going and I'd get lost and it doesn't even matter, they don't want us there *tear*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

*tickles under chin*
We like merkins.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I hate that, almost as much as being called a yank
If I were ever there and someone called me a yank I reckon I'd do some violence
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Us Yanks won!
(Now I'm in big trouble).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I'm less about the war and more about not being born in the north.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

My bosses are off to LA next week
I have to stay here and man the email
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

You're not missing much
I hate LA. It's not much more than a lots of very crowded highways and giant strip malls.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

And trade fairs apprently

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Trade fairs located at convention centers full of booths where they give out worthless trinkets.
(My guess anyway, I've been to various conventions but never a trade fair).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I went to one
The green energy expo in London. I won a mug as a runner up prize
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Well...........
I wouldn't go anyway, nope I don't want to go, I don't like these people......

(Whaaaa, sniff...)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

So am I :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Sucks to be you guys
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

to be
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I got a phonecall today at work
Asking if we would consider changing our paper towel supplier. I feel better about my life now, and remain without envy.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

This is one of the most pathotic things I've ever heard.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)