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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hate want to be bummed by

burning passion massive french stick
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
+whilst a piece of ciabatta is rubbed on my ringpiece

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
fuck that is rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
You see, your bread fetish disgusts yourself.
This is when a fetish becomes a problem.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
this is when YOU become a problem
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
You could get a bread maker?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
industrial one's are expensive though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
She'll be moving on
From baguettes to unsliced loaves soon, the dirty rascal.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Maybe she could be council for Greggs the Bakers?
She might get a discount.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
or even counsel

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
yeah!
*awards mong points*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
no can do
i am acting against them on something RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Oooh what?
Is it because their food is shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
sadly it's confidential
but i am a property lawyer, so you can have a vague boring guess!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
I'll go with the fact their food is shit
And 3 sausage rolls for a quid is a shit deal as it's impossible to eat 3, but you buy three anyway 'cos it's a better deal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Lies
I used to eat 4 at a time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Yeah, but you were a student.
You probably ate them over the course of a week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Nope
Maybe the course of a few minutes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)
You fat bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Happily
I'm not really fat in the slightest. Smugs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
It'll catch up with you youngster.
You'll wake up one morning a right tubby chops.

Mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Except I've started to actually do some exercise
And once I get a job I probably won't be able to afford to eat well for a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Fair enough.
You take your smug points.

*Curses old age*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I don't know whether to watch
Kick Ass or Rec now. Fighting or Zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
do you ever work with King Sturge, or for/against?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
a lot with them, aye
they are pretty major players, would be hard not to!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Cool my old man works for them. Right I'm going to stick a flick
on and go to bed. In a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
whereabouts in the country?
i do a lot with them, they are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Their name makes me think of 'big fish'
I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
King = Grand, Big
Sturge = Sturgeon, fish

Problemd solved.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Like you'd turn down an italian

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
well of course not
don't make ridiculous comments!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
What is the largest number of waiters you've got under on a two week holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
SIX

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Rubbish
I'd expect a minimum if fifteen on a fourteen night holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
i'm v choosy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

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