i just got to work too
this sucks!

on the plus side i spent my sunday on a lovely sunny balcony overlooking primrose hill, it has compensated me for being here.

how is everyone else who isn't at work??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:32, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm okay thanks
anything interesting planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

the next few weeks are absolute carnage
which is great as i can't bear having nothing to do. but now work has inconveniently gotten busy too, so i am here now drafting proceedings to tip out a fresh load of squatters as soon as the court opens tomorrow morning! how about you... any word from loserboy??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

no he didn't even wish me a happy birthday
so he can fuck off (though he is still hot)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

men never remember birthdays
this does not make it any less shit.

what a shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

yes
ah well onwards and upwards, as the dwarf said to Jordan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

if he is so arrogant and tasteless
you have set the bar low. therefore it should be easy to move upwards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

he probably is neither of those things
and simply not interested.

Right I'm going to stop whining about this now. Some MTFU needs to go on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

it's difficult to mtfu without someone else to fantasise about though
the minute you see someone better, it's like magic - couldn't give a fuck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

You have an excellent point
I shall keep an eye out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

see if you can find one for me too
as there is bugger all going on in my office this evening except tommy the security guard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

the rowing teams are generally pretty hot
but they all have girlfriends shockingly enough. Maybe I should just go out clubbing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

go out and club one over the head
and drag him home maybe? i could get on board with that. they row down the river in hammersmith sometimes, i could walk down there and meet you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

treat him like a baby seal
club him. See you next Ox v Cam boat race!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

oh man
that's ages away.

where do the olympic rowing team train, let's try there first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I thought they trained on the Iffley a bit
in which case let's make a night of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

in which case....
sod the men and let's just get hammered and make a night of it.

i find this is the best way to have the best nights in general!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

that's true
if we build it, they will come haha.

Next time you're in Oxford/ I'm in London
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

hoorah
that will be great
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

indeed
a night of excess always goes down well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

there would be much to gossip about
that is always better with vodka
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'm holding you to it :)
/offtopic gossip is the best
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

and there
is actually a surprising amount of it too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

precisely!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Why do you think I harp on about Jeff Bridges so much.
He takes my mind off men in general.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Contented.
But I don't know how long it will last.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

what brought on this sudden contentment?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Just had a nice weekend is all.
It won't last.
( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

i saw the tatt pic
nice!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

you get to see me in two weeks!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Then I will be very happy again.

( girlinthehole, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

i may explode with excitement

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Brilliant
I'm looking forward to that, I may even have a thing for you then!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Ooh is totally forgot about that but it would look awesome in my new flat :P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

You got a new flat!
Well at least the flatmate won't smash this one. Do you still want mushrooms on it?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

its gonz!
And surprise me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

What?
You've got a flat with Gonz?

OK surprise it will be,
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I'm pretty ok. I'm sleepy though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

good excuse to curl up on the sofa
and eat chocolate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Urgh, nonononono
I feel incredibly sick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

That'll be all the anal porn

(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I'm all shagged out and more than a little butthurt
How is my least favourite Geordie?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Very well
About to go and make dinner.

Laters
(Bazongaloid, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Au revoir!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

How's Swipe doing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

sorry, who are you again??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Who are you? I've never even heard of you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

ssssssh
don't betray your ignorance, i'm a legend around these parts.

by which i mean faceless internet parts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

leg end or bell end?
The truth is out there, fact fans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

truth
is in the eye of the beholder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

In the eye of the bellender more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

don't be so harsh on yourself
i am sure someone, somewhere, doesn't think you're that bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Bollocks.
I'm loathed. Men want to be me, their women want to be with me, and hate themselves for it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

the suaveness
has taken a dark turn this evening. what have you been smoking dude?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Nothing dudette. Just playing hard to get.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

it's dudess to you
and sending me flowers and turning up at work to grovel for a chance to touch my stilettos is hardly "hard to get".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

SSH!
People will find out about my stiletto fetish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

oh sorry
the flowers were nice, but next time no lilies, ok? they honk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Ok
Noted.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

don't get it wrong again, mmkay?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Duly noted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)