Swipe's at it 24/7

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

at what, exactly??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Nympho-related activities

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

now now
let's keep your fantasies safely steaming up the inside of your head and not anyone else's computer screens
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Down with this sort of thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

you're worse than he is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

ORLY?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

it's a close call
as bad as one another, maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm offended

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

why
do you think you are better or worse than mrdozer?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I can't think about sexy time
as Die Hard is on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

bobby
you know i love you as much as the next man, but there is something very GAY about that statement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

you could parade the pussycat dolls around
naked in front of me whilst top gun was on and I wouldn't bat an eyelid*

*might not be true
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

i would only believe this
if you first admitted you'd already spent your sunday wanking yourself dry over youporn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I have, in fact,
been out most of the day. Shooting then had a bonfire and since then have been smoking myself into a muggy haze. What you up to?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

shooting what???
please don't let it have had feathers....... rodents or males of the human species are fair game.

me? had a nice sunday lunch cooked for me over in hampstead where we enjoyed the sunshine and views over primrose hill from an attic roof terrace, then work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Nope,
bottles and cans at my friends farm. We're simple country folk round ere lurve.

No sunday lunch for me today but did toast some marshmallows. Got me all excited about halloween. I'm 28 for fucks sake.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

phew!
meh, i am currently eating a halloween jelly bat from right next to the tesco till because it looked lower fat than chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I, like you,
am fond of small woodland critters. All confectionary is evil. I have embraced fruit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

it's birds
that would really make me use a hated smiley :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Damn birds

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

i forgot about
your penchant for feathered slaughter.

my eyes are all narrow as i look at you now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

I'd love to shotgun a turkey

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

you...
you.......

how could you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I once threatened to stand on a cat too

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

inhuman monster
although much as i love them, i am allergic to cats. so it's the birds that would really get to me, you birdmurderer you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

birderer?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

i typed that pun
then deleted it. i am glad one of us has no shame. and i am glad it isn't me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I think it's hilarious. And am still chuckling. birderer ha.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Rest assured I'm not that good a shot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

good
that makes me happy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)