I am sooo going to find you a man.
*looks round B3ta for suitable prospect*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*puts head in hands*
I hope you forget about this by the bash!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

she's a woman with a mission

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I can forsee this ending
perhaps not 'badly', but definitely not well. I'm a dreadful flirt when I've been drinking and I wouldn't put it past me to drunkenly think it's a good idea to stick my tongue down some poor unsuspecting souls throat.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

*laughs hysterically*
you'll just be blending in with the environment, I can assure you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I'll warn Chompy

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I may get drunk
and I may snog someone or possibly several someones. But I do usually retain some vestige of good taste, thank you!
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

but he'll be wearing leather and smoking a cigarette
he is, erm, that other guy out of grease that's not John Travolta AICMFP
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

This remains an unconvincing argument.

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

He also turns into a squid when he kisses a woman

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Yep, still not sold

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Kenickie?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Oh man, don't worry about that.
If you do do that, they'll just rib you mercilessly, then find out your deepest dislikes and make a mockery of them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)