haha ouch
i had my niece and nephew at the weekend. the nephew LOVED my boxing punchbag. it was hilarious, he's only 5, and the gloves came up to his biceps. then we took them to the park in richmond, where everyone assumed they belonged to me and younger brother because we look nothing alike. shudder. shudder shudder.

you should soooo take baby monty to richmond - amazing pub called the white horse, with lovely playground next to it, then walk down to lovely independent toyshop called "enchanted forest". my two thought it was the best day ever. i thought it was more exhausting than the gym, working and clubbing all rolled into one!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I do like Richmond, thanks for the tips.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I was in the White Cross last evening, enjoying the dying embers of Summer.
Also enjoying the confusion engendered in the tourists by a good high tide that means you get flooded into the pub and have to stay for a couple more pints, all the while explaining the difference between "Tides" and "Rainfall" to bemused septics.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

i like it
when stupid people get their cars flooded on the river bank.

heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

That could happen to you.
If you've forgotten you've driven somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

gymlolz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

my ex works in Ham House as one of the curators
interesting eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Is that a museum of shit horror films?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

that would be so much better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

And did Auntie Swipe
Buy anything pink for her niece?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

the niece
is a bit too grown up for pink. it's all about teh purple now, pink is for babies.

she's three, btw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Gilbert the alien was purple.
Is he still popular with the kids?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

who the hell
is gilbert the alien??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

He was on Saturday morning kids show Get Fresh
(Turns out he was green anyway).

I must have been thinking of Squidgy Bog from Wizbit.

Ha-ha this away
Ha-ha that away
Ha-ha this away
My-oh-my.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)