1. Rare roast beef, tomato and moutarde, in granary baguette. And a crafty wank for pudding.
2. My favourite fucking what?

EDIT Lighty's got me thinking - 'Can The Can' by Suzi Quatro or 'Blockbuster' by The Sweet, perhaps?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Blockbuster!!!!!!!
*Puts hands in jean pockets and rocks from side to side*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Fucking LOVE that record.
Mind you I also like Gary Glitter's classics too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I dreamt last night that I was on a tour of Liverpool's skankiest shopping centre
Gary Glitter was also on the tour, along with Josef Fritzl.
They did not arrive together and it appeared they did not know each other.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Do you remember a film that came out in the cinema in the late seventies staring some of the bands of that time?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

No but I shall investigate.
Have you ever seen Slade's film? It's hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That's the one.
I thought there were other bands in it too. I remember seeing it at the local flea pit and thinking it was ace.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Bah, you've made my reply below look stupid now!
Anyway, in other tenuously related news. I have decided that I shall attend the 1970s themed party at the weekend as a skinhead. as it only requires one hair cut, one pair of braces and some Dave and Ansil Collins records.
I'm currently in negotiations to borrow a space hopper to arrive on.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Go as me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Too short, in height and hair length.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I remember Slade did Slade in Flame and Gary Glitter did one
but I don't remember one featuring several groups.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

That dance is called 'The Flying Angel'.
I regard it as the second best dance (after 'Uprocking') ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

what is your view on the song Staying Alive?
also, Nick Hornby: yay or nay?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

1. Shit*
2. Nay. I have only read 'High Fidelity' which was frankly embarrassing, and a couple of articles about music, in which he showed himself to be a cock.


*they did do a couple of good psychedelic numbers around the '67 mark: check out 'Mrs Gillespie's Refrigerator', but the cod-disco stuff was pretty fucking awful I think, there were much better disco acts out there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Not sure what made me think of Staying Alive, but it was in my head
I was reading some slim volumes while waiting for my mrs to finish a book. One of which was High Fidelity, and as I was reading I thought "I wonder what Monty thinks of this?"

In hindsight, I should have asked myself "I wonder how shit Monty thinks this is?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Nick Hornby is shit
though About a Boy actually has one or two redeeming features
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Not that I recall!
See also Irvine Welsh for more shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I have had to go on youtube to refresh my memory of 'Can the Can'
Oh, Suzi, how your leather trousers stirred strange new feelings as I lay on the floor watching Top of the Pops.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I really, really fancied her in 'Happy Days'.

Happy days, indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Leather Tuscadero!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'd still boff her now out of respect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

what about Joan Jett?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

she has not aged well
Suz looks ok though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Still would.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I think Joan Jett
is still alright even now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Me too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Cherie Currie (Cherry Bomb) looks good too.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)