I got confused by something a girl said
Turns out she wanted help with her Biology GCSEs, and needed me to show her about 'insects'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

but instead you taught her about arachnids?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I hope to God you're just being a prick
And that you got the joke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

there was a joke in there?
hmm.... so underage girl.. biology.... insects...

HOLD THE PHONE
insects sounds like incest!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! like Bert! hahhah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I thought he meant 'sex'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Watching you think and try to be funny
Is like watching a bunch of retards try to fuck a doorknob.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

you're strangely aroused
yet repulsed?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I wrote something that was too mean even for me
so instead I'll give you a hug *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Ooo I'm intrigued
Gaz it to me!
*hugs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

'm intrigued need more reasons to cut myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

cut myself drink gallons of spunk and get my stomach pumped

/marcalmondLOLZ
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

And me!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You never write anymore

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've been busy.
Stupid work. Stupid Mondays.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)