my first task as a trainee
was to sift through some stuff recovered from a laptop to see if the guy had been using work computers in a bad enough way to breach their IT policy. i had to identify whether gay porn was soft or hardcore.

i had no idea. i learned a lot that day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had to look through a client's emails on fitlads.net
which is EXTREMELY NSFW, it's a gay scally dating website and all the guys have their cocks out in their profile pictures and the emails that the client had received and sent were quite distasteful shall we say!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

niiiiiiiiiiiice
it's like grinder, my friend was showing me that. the pics are quite... revealing. but also flattering!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

yeah I thought that too!
Some of those scally lads had rather lovely physiques, but then I felt a bit sick when the full photo showed burberry and sovereigns.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

haha
i assumed "burberry and sovereigns" was a "meat and 2 veg" style euphemism then.

it should be!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

hahaha ewww
just ewwww
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

it's funny though
i will be using it for chavcock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Really?
If you just booted up their laptop and browsed through it, then your evidence would have been arguably inadmissible in court.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

this was his work desktop
looking at over a sandwich at lunchtime stuff! they wanted him out, and we were being asked to advise on whether what he had been looking at constituted sufficient breach of the internet user policy to achieve this. as the trainee, i was only really brought in for experience i think, i certainly wasn't advising! but goodness it was educational
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

was educational made me gush like a broken fire hydrant.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

she did say recovered
which could easily imply they took a copy of it and then examined the copy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Indeed
I was just checkin' is all. I get twitchy when watching CSI and the like, when they just boot up a suspect's pc and start trawling through.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

they might have done
the extent of my knowledge was a paper file with prints of the websites in question on it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)