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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How about "Missflee FOR YOUR LIVES!"
whereas I can do nothing with my username...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No, but you are topical for one month of the year without doing anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Like Jesus in December

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I like Jesus every month brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
But have you let him into your heart?
but not in a gay way
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)
No. He just comes round and shouts through the door.
There is always the smell of piss and Special Brew after he ascends to heaven though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Is he carrying a hammer and some nails?
If so he probably wants you to put him up for the night
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I'm not a hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Prove it.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Do you have reservations then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Yes I'm worried about the damp patch in Room 224.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Draculas Colon.. Totally stretching my imagination

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Aaarghhh.
Must... resist... strikethroughs...about...colon...stretching.
*falls to floor*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I think that was the title of a Hammer Horror film
"The Crimson Curse of Draculas Colon"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
i could do a lot with your, username
that doesn't even make sense, never mind innuendo. lucky it's 5pm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Nudge nudge, wink wink
say. no. more.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
i am looking forward to the promised gaz of lucy tomorrow, don't forget me!
although it would be more traditional for you to gaz me cock shots, not pussy pics.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
No cock shots, I only have a hen
I warn you in advance that Lucy is a right bag of bones, no cute kitten pics i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
at least i know you're not edmund

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Damn straight, he pretended to be a lowly Major
I'm pretending to be a Colonel! No vision that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
pretending?
you're not really a colonel? here's my version of your favourite short story:

for sale
one wedding dress
free sachet of crushed hopes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Aww, let me make it up to you
by flying you to Hong Kong in my private jet made out of solid gold
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)
oh yes please
/gullible
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

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