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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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right last thread is too long to read on my phone
Weird androgymous girl on masterchef who is well emo.
Ok you're up for the Olympics what could you get a gold in? And I expect you to make new "sports"
Tgb 2012 being mean gold medalist
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:03, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I don't know where you got your rep of being mean,
I think this place is becoming too nice again.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
one of your larper friends in the US senate is in trouble

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)
?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

msnbc.msn.com/id/39619593/ns/politics-decision_2010
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
reenacting and larping are totally different
dressing as a nazi is far more socially acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Every single larper says the same thing
but they're pretty much the same.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
well, we're all doggers now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
i think it was purely for saying foxy was a gay crybaby
And bobby was a pig faced twat box who takes the internet too seriously and yearns for validation even more than monty craves crack

How's you anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)
alright I suppose,
when do you move to london?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)
beginning of next month
I'm hoping to fit all my crap in a car so I don't have to hire a van
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
yeah, that's probably not going to happen.
You'll have 24 hour sushi updates from next month.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Her days will be spent in front of Hollyoaks, eating salmon skin rolls.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
She'll be hearing "oh gee, oh gosh" in her sleep.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
...and chain smoking on the way to Asda on Saturday mornings.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
She'll develop instant infactuations with local shop workers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
...and make dinners from the most weirdly-spelled foods on the planet.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
OH MY GOD ASDA EVERY DAY

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I'm telling Dad.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
hell love it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
i really dont have that much stuff
And I've never had sushi
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Your not missing much

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Rubbish, it's worth trying at least.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Take it you've got a job sorted?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
no
Living on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Cool, like Aerosmith.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
erm...... ok

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Come on, you know the song!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
cheesecake eating champion

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Tea making

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I'd like a shot at that title
*vies*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I like your name.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)
And I like yours.
*high fives*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I would have to admit that it was the Darkness Unchained (LiC) who came up with it.
I considered Clotho for a while, but it's not THAT spooky, and a little obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
One of the three fates
Clotho, Atropos and Lachesis, if I recall correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Youngest- the Weaver. Decides when you'\re born, and can bring you back to life :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Woo! I knew this from 'Insomnia' by Stephen King
Rather than any real knowledge of mythology.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I get confused between the fates and the Graeae (amazing name, innit)
Bloody sets of 3 women. Bloody Muses. 3 sets of 3 women. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
same here
I really should read more
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
One of his best though IMHO

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
I liked it

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I had to resort to wikipedia
she's fairly spooky in that she can decide when are born but it might be a tough one to explain when trick-or-treating.

EDIT: oops, totally got my Moriae confused there.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
They all do that, though.
Clotho really decides when you're born, though. Slightly more positive than deciding how long you'll live and when you'll die. But we three work in tandem.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
three? like lak?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
A little.
I reckon LAK is more Graeae though. One eye and one tooth between us, completely dependent on each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I see you more as a maenad
what with the punching and the snogging and the drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Shortest distance run before running out of puff and crying tears of lard

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)
haha winnah

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Don't make...me...come after...you...
-grabs inhaler-
-wheezes and clenches chubby fists-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
can totally beat you
see above
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Not that big a fan of cheesecake.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
then I shall kick your ass
at blubbering about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
We'll wrestle in the oil you get from melting cheese
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
*sicks in mouth*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
-sicks on self-
-uses vomit as extra greasing-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
HAWTNESS

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I shall bring gold to others
by cattle-prodding them over the high jump.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
clenders!
My evening just got loads better
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Hello dahling.
I'm supposed to be working.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
hows that working out for you?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Not very well, but I MUST NOT FAIL.
I must torment Kaol with my Master of Science title.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
i need to make some ebay purchases

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Yes. Do this thing.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
i have an app for that

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Does it have a gravel icon?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
i so wish it did

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Hello clenders!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Hello you.
Not too good atm, then?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I'll be fine, I always am.
I'll be right as rain come London :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)
This too shall pass.
Come to London and stay sober on non-alcoholic beer, the choice of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
The choice of an already drunk twat who couldn't read a label properly.
Still, I ended up monocle free which was a bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
ejaculating on to a supermodel's tits from the furthest distance

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I'll win gold for being a miserable emo bastard at the minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Is everything sorted out with the Lady?
Just think, under 2 weeks, you'll bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Nope, all over by the looks of it.
No idea what I've done. Perhaps too much too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
That's a real shame.
I hope you find someone new soon enough.

Or just go home with your ex again, I don't know :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Nah, that was a goodbye weekend with the ex.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I see.
Exfucking never ends well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Very true.
We're still in touch, but only for a chat every so often.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
You've got 16 minutes to explain why and elicit some sympathy from me before I go to the pub.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
1.Man up
2. see 1
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Oh dear.
*hurriedly puts on /ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)
you win gold in most amusing drink purchase

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)
That was entirely accidental
I'll never make that mistake again!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I'd get gold
In Swimming.

'Doggy-Paddle and Stick retrival' being my discipline.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)
most beer drank in ten minutes
I know I can do it, coach
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
It's all about practice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
totally having a practice session this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)
I will but I'll fail when I finish the £8 (woo) that I'm taking out with me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Proper beer?
Minimum 5% alcohol content and in pints?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)
WELL DUH
DUH no
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
What would be your beer of choice?
I'm just thinking we could expand the compeition so that it's a bit like boxing.

Rather than different weight divisions, we could have different drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Bud Light
or if I'm feeling special, Newcastle but I can only have four of those before they start to taste like wet dog
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Ahh, the best of all the dog tastes.
How strong is Bud Light?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
4.2 abv

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)
That would be a welter weight beer.
We'd have Carlsberg as a light weight, Stella as a cruiser weight and some mental cider as a heavy weight.

with boxing being scheduled normally over 12, 3 minute rounds. I reckon 12 pints/bottles with each one having to be drunk in 3 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
shit, I could do that with any beer
but guiness
bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
I'd get gold in being nice.
All I would do is sit on a chair and niceness would radiate from me more than everyone else.

A bit like Buddha radiating inner peace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)
From your upper arm?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
From all of me.
Even the tips of my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Ohm.
I'm trying to be less nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
I read tips as tits.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Oh Jeff, you wag.
Imagine the sensation of having tits on your fingers though. If you had nipples on each breast [that was on each finger] it'd be UNBEARABLE to type.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
i have a nipple on each breast and type just fine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Nipples on each breast that was on your finger, though

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Sofalol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
If you haven't got a nipple on each breast I'm not interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
yeah you would

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Ok, you got me.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I was in bed with a boy once, and as pillow talk we discussed whether he had a third nipple or not.
OH LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Smooth.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I found it rather amusing. But in a laughing AT than a WITH.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I have one that shines as bright as a star.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
You are Aswad
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Finger tits, finger tits.
*sang to finger mouse*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
youre the yin to my yang

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
True.
Opposites attract : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
You are Paula Abdul
fiver-yadda-yadda
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Good God I hope not.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Ignoring chuggers

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'll go for gold in RAWR!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

You could challenge some kenyans to some extreme canal walking
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

c
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
damn, you beat me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Another sofalol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I've been watching What happened before the big bang on BB2 and as yet I haven't understood a single thing.
There is nice music when the universe comes on the screen though.

And checking out the cute geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
I'm watching Mark Gatiss on Horror
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I'm trying to better myself.
Hence the science programme.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

watch pawn stars its well informative
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
And there are a selection of dead fit blokes in it.
All of whom TGB WANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
well youre pimping yourself out to everyone
So I'm focusing on some people I may actually stand a chance with
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
What is this pimping of which you speak?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)
That is on a par with Bobs ginger fetish.
'Cor! Check out the bow-tie and massive specs on that twat there! I would'*

*Is how I imagine you'd watch a show like that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I like geeks because they are so interested in stuff.
Their eyes light up when they start talking about black holes etc I just want to ruffle their hair and smile.

Edit - and brainy guys are a turn on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
^^ THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I want one of these:
www.force18.co.uk/geek-evolution-tshirt-p-566.html
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I just wish I had found one that liked stupid women : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
But if you are really stupid*
Then most people will be cleverer than you, meaning you must fancy everyone!

*I don't think you're stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I do fancy everyone.
Well on here anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
It must make life very difficult for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when I go to bashes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Fucked on sugar in about five minutes?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Trouble is I'm diabetic : (
Not literally.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
heh heh heh
Do you go all weak and need regular dabs on the forehead with a cold flannel?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I do ok.
TGB gives me a grope now and then and I can get through the night.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
hell yeah!
Honk honk
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
*TGB pumps life back into Blousie*
That would be a great headline.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
That's why you like to host your own :D

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I have secret cameras everywhere : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
*gasps*
Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Oh fuck, we're doomed!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)
man, I totally hope I can get to the Bristol one
although I'll be like a kid at a sweet shop window. I don't get to pick and mix
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
i may molest you a little

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)
great news!
I'll feel like I really belong then
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I can't make the Bristol one : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Me neither sadly

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I can but I might need a place to stay
and I don't get paid if I don't go to work on the Monday (although I'll probably be owed time so I'm not too bothered by that part)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)
it's not anyone clever
it's very specifically geeks, those ones who come up with unworkable plans and who don't quite get how other people and the rest of society work. But not so much that they don't wash
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
^this
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)
So fuck that going out nonsense s u bar was packed
And could not face the skins clones. I love gingers big whoop wanna fight about it?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Getting all brave now you've fucked off over the bridge eh?
What really happened this evening? My guess is that you got turned away at the door for not looking like a young student. Either that, or the other kids starting calling you Grandad and you started crying and went home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)
ive only just realised you were mullered. can i haz a prize pls

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Nope.
My prize giving days are over.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)
It was rammed man it's tiny anyway and I couldn't be arsed to get a taxi
To the port when I had a huge bag of grade home. Bonus though two hot gingers spotted already
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)
mmmm...rammed man

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Urgh you rotter

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)
So did you speak to either of these ginger ladies?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
No it was enrolment today won't get to mingle til tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
So have you got your best clothes all ironed so you can mingle with aplomb tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I may wear a clean shirt and my loveliest shorts
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Shorts?
Are you studying for a degree or going to the beach?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
I am shorts and flip flops all year round.
Unless it snows. I hate socks and shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
That's just weird
What do you wear when you go out at night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Shorts and flip flops if it's the pub, if somewhere fancier I can accomodate a variety of looks.
I have cowboy boots if I have to wear shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Start a new thread Brokeback.
I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)
I thought it was a bit unfair of them
to show that asian physicist from the Perimeter Institute getting hit in the knackers with a cricket ball.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)
racistlols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)
taxidermy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)
have you ever stuffed anything
FNAR
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)
Oh ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
looks like your tit fingers are too slow

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Titgits.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)
What are you going to stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
aubergines

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

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