It's all subjective init
Can have a thin, attractive doris with zilch personality/intelligence; and that's a load of pony. Then a big lass (not too big mind, urgh) who's class and a right laugh, and thus muchos attractive. Or a stunning thin bird who's ace all round and fun to be with. Or a fat mess who's a right cunt 24/7 who you want to avoid at all costs.

Utter cliché but everyone and every situation is different. Except me who's handsome with a great taste in threads and super funny.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'I like this'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Oh man, I'm certainly a fat mess, and am often referred to as such.
I'm aiming to move from being a fat mess to a fat laugh to a curvy laugh.

And stop drinking so fucking much when I do drink.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Alcohol is a sin. Except Duvel.
If you wanna lose weight, just walk everywhere and stop drinking regularly. I weighed thirten stone at the last bash, I'm now nearly eleven. Piece of piss, and I do zero exercise besides making sure I walk an hour every day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I drink about 3-4 times a month.
But when I do it'll be to excess. I do walk quite a lot. I would walk to uni but I don't quite fancy the Walworth Road. Still. Might still be as quick as the bus.

I think diet's the main thing with me. As in, I don't have one, I don't eat regularly or well at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

I used to be ridiculously bad with food. Now I don't eat anything without checking calories first. Quite sad really.
I suppose it's different for doris', but I try and eat five meals a day all around 300 calories. Whilst getting through about five apples and ten mugs of green tea. Once you get into it it's a piece of piss.

EDIT - Innocent veg pots are absolutely class for this, I could happily live off them for the rest of my days. 300 calories a go, three of your five veg a day and they just taste like vegetable curries. They're £3.50 each though (I just nick them).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Diet coke
and Special K cereal bars here. Then three evenings a week I have a dinner or so
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

I'm trying to work out if I'd suit the 2 small meals 1 large or the 5 small meals approach
I might get back into my black tea. I like my black tea. I know it's not as good as the green stuff, but I may have to draw the line somewhere.

I'll try it out though. Cheers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

the diet link
that crackhouseceilidhband posted looked like it could work. The problem with small meals is that you're tempted to overeat at them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, Reply)

What was the link?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:18, Reply)

here you go
www.nosdiet.com/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

they are amazing
but bastard tesco has them at half price at the moment, so they are always always always sold out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)

oooohohooooh
I might order some online
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

the current seasonal one
bombay curry is AMAZING. although if you like spicy food you will need to add a bit of spice; it's pretty mild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)

I go in at lunchtime and just stuff four into my bag.
Plus two or three tins of soup. Then buy some fags from one of the counters and I'm done for the day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

but only by yourself!
i am sure noone else does.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

You've not heard the SexFace story, obviously.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

i don't count
what some bloke from the interweb says, that's not real, ignore that shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Quite agree Baz
Of all the things I am, I'm not sizeist.

I've been lucky enough to enjoy relationships with people of varying sizes and the only thing that has ever drawn me to someone is a happy face and a winning personality.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I must admit I am incredibly fussy.
The last thing I could do is go out with someone daft as a brush, or someone unattractive, and the doris' that are neither of those go out with people deemed cooler than me by society (I say that because they're not cooler than me, society just says they are. In return I say balls to you society, I'm off to watch more Desperate Housewives in my room).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

I get fussier as I get older
But only because my days of 'fun' are increasingly limited because of my age.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)