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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_PriceHe did not come up with it either.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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says you
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:45,
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Get a goal past Spain, did we?
You pissed again?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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yeah, we put 2 past the world champions
Of course, they're no Montenegro though.
(yes one of our goals was an og, it still counts)
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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YOU put ONE past them.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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MOTHER FUCKING TWO!
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:55,
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What? Motherwell?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58,
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ah gracias
too cultured for me, v clever.
i don't believe him anyway
(i don't believe anything men say ever after the most recent disaster!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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The BBC have interrupted our viewing to show some men with chisels.
Fuck all is happening here.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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you have made me shudder
by talking about bert's cellar. can you imagine the horrors?
mind you, better than a fishing trip!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:51,
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I reckon he's more a Flowers in the Attic man than a cellar man.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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Ha!
Incestlols
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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yes this was very very quick
i approve
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:55,
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I've been in Bert's cellar.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:55,
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Are you his sister?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05,
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Or his gas man?
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:10,
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Or did the Guinness pumps need changing?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:12,
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Those people deserve a medal
nothing worse than a manky pint.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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that's very sexist of you
Ms Swipe. Women are just as bad.
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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It's not men or women.
It's just people.
Some people lie, some people tell the truth, some people change their minds and don't mean no 'arm, Guv'nor.
I suffered for changing my mind this morning when the Greek staked out my house and followed me in a blacked-out truck wearing a balaclava*
*
Contains total untruths
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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it's this particular person
he turned out to be a bit of a twat - not a complete cunt, that at least would have been interesting - just a bit of a twat. therefore i now must hate ALL MEN. ALL OF THEM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58,
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Well it's a good job I didn't take that attitude after the Greek
or I'd have euthanised all men by now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:03,
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humph
i kind of wish you had!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:04,
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Well that's like some random man judging you by the behaviour of
my mate's girlfriend, who once kicked him in the nuts for not having a hairdryer in his flat.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05,
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that does sound a bit irrational
i could have understood it if he had failed to buy diet coke or vodka.
ok not ALL men. just the wrong'uns.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:06,
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Are wrong women ok?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:07,
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oh yeah
women are fine. i'm being v tongue in cheek really, there is just one particular loser that i would like to slap, and slap good!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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I prefer regaling people with humorous tales of disaster
than wasting my time wanting to slap anyone.
I see all wankers as providers of material.
Apart from the BLIND BITCH who refused to give me my booze tonight.
I'd poke her blind eyes right out.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:11,
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that story
and more importantly your and rosie's banter made me proper rofl-copter
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djtrialprice, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15,
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The family have been ringing
and calling me Babyface. Cunts.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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this is a good attitude
i will check out the earlier stuff as it comes recommended!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:16,
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Haha
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:19,
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