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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Price
He did not come up with it either.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
says you

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Get a goal past Spain, did we?
You pissed again?
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)
yeah, we put 2 past the world champions
Of course, they're no Montenegro though.

(yes one of our goals was an og, it still counts)
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)
YOU put ONE past them.

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)
MOTHER FUCKING TWO!

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
What? Motherwell?

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
ah gracias
too cultured for me, v clever.

i don't believe him anyway (i don't believe anything men say ever after the most recent disaster!)
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)
The BBC have interrupted our viewing to show some men with chisels.
Fuck all is happening here.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)
you have made me shudder
by talking about bert's cellar. can you imagine the horrors?

mind you, better than a fishing trip!
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
I reckon he's more a Flowers in the Attic man than a cellar man.

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Ha!
Incestlols
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
yes this was very very quick
i approve
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
I've been in Bert's cellar.

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Are you his sister?

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Or his gas man?

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Or did the Guinness pumps need changing?

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Those people deserve a medal
nothing worse than a manky pint.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
that's very sexist of you
Ms Swipe. Women are just as bad.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
It's not men or women.
It's just people.
Some people lie, some people tell the truth, some people change their minds and don't mean no 'arm, Guv'nor.
I suffered for changing my mind this morning when the Greek staked out my house and followed me in a blacked-out truck wearing a balaclava*

*Contains total untruths
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
it's this particular person
he turned out to be a bit of a twat - not a complete cunt, that at least would have been interesting - just a bit of a twat. therefore i now must hate ALL MEN. ALL OF THEM.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Well it's a good job I didn't take that attitude after the Greek
or I'd have euthanised all men by now.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)
humph
i kind of wish you had!!!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Well that's like some random man judging you by the behaviour of
my mate's girlfriend, who once kicked him in the nuts for not having a hairdryer in his flat.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
that does sound a bit irrational
i could have understood it if he had failed to buy diet coke or vodka.

ok not ALL men. just the wrong'uns.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Are wrong women ok?

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
oh yeah
women are fine. i'm being v tongue in cheek really, there is just one particular loser that i would like to slap, and slap good!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
I prefer regaling people with humorous tales of disaster
than wasting my time wanting to slap anyone.
I see all wankers as providers of material.
Apart from the BLIND BITCH who refused to give me my booze tonight.
I'd poke her blind eyes right out.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
that story
and more importantly your and rosie's banter made me proper rofl-copter
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
The family have been ringing
and calling me Babyface. Cunts.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
this is a good attitude
i will check out the earlier stuff as it comes recommended!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)

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