*Imagines Monty wants to hear more*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She's gazzed me some 'too hot for Off Topic' pictures already.

Racier than Jesse Owens, they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Ha ha.
Glad to see you've jettisoned thoughts of a second job mate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

2nd job
doing what??
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Rough trade bum-boy fluffer.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

and he turned it down??
How rare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

you said you wouldn't mention those!
On a separate note the really creepy butch lesbian who nearly bit my face off last year didn't recognise me at drinks and reintroduced herself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Did she try and bite your face off again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

no
I stayed well away. And according to her I wasn't hot anyway.

I resisted the urge to tell her that two separate people had told me that she had a massive downstairs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Like a bungalow
with a loft conversion?? I'm confused
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

a cavernous vagina
to make things clearer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

*was trying to make joke*
fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

A massive downstairs?
Not a turn of phrase i've ever heard before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

really?
I'm pretty sure Al uses that frequently
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Really.
I've not heard that phrase before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Massive how, like, gaping? Or just it occupies an abnormally large surface area, reaching from bumhole to naval, and encroaching down each thigh?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I reckon gaping
not that I'd go near with a bargepole. Though she'd probably like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's probably the only thing she'd be able to feel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yeah
I didn't like her even apart from the facerape and insult
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I am now up to episode 24 of season 2

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

That is an immense effort.
Are you watching them all on a mobile phone?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah
at home over the wifi, gets most excellent picture
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

*Goes into concerned parent mode*
You'll go blind, straining your eyes, looking at such a small screen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It's quite a big screen!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You sure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

the screen is twce as big as a cat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)