Specially
If he's only wearing his apron?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not sure about that.
I would be worried about a stray pube hair getting in the food.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

What if
he's all trimmed and well groomed?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

THIS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'm glad you like the idea
I thought I was weird, but it's only BGB the one being weird.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It just doesn't appeal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

What's wrong with you??????!!!!!!?????!!!!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I just don't think it's hygenic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

if things went right you'd be about to stick his knob in your mouth anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Exactly

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I don't like food sex
the sex gets in the way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Bit forward for a first date, no?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You obviously don't know
about the Naked Man strategy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

the Naked Man is a brilliant strategy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Have you tried it yet?
2oo3!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

only on Mrs V
but it still worked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Really?
On a first date?

I tried on Mark, but of course it worked. It works even when I'm still dressed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

naa, we didn't really date
I just fell out of one relationship into another, via a vast quantity of wine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Oh, what a great story
And then you just got naked and tried?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

we each do it occasionally
one of you will walk into a room and the other will be in there naked so you go "all right then" and get to it.

if you are really interested, the full story of what I summarised above is here www.b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88822
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

That's a beautiful story
(it took some time reading)

I'm glad it worked out ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

me too.
most stressful time of my life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I can imagine
(in fact, I went through something similar myself)

So 3 years together... any thoughts about kids?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

it's 6 years now
we're engaged, and we're not having kids. Neither of us want them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

try the 'other' hole, mate
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

way ahead of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Clearly I do not
Explain?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You need more HIMYM

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Invite a chick back
wait for her to leave the room
get naked
when she comes back *jazz hands*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Decide a pose before she arrives back
The 'Burt Reynolds' is clearly the best
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I favour the 'Terry Thomas'....
...leaning on the mantlepiece, wearing a smoking jacket and holding a brandy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)