you can't pull them off
because they don't have penises
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

some of them are pretty masculine
i bet they have bigger clits than one or two of the cocks i've seen. well, one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

you are a delight
I must introduce you to the singer from my band, I think you'd get on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

interesting, i like musical men, it's very sexy
what's he like??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

he is like this:
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs202.snc3/20954_490257540181_879550181_11255325_6941327_n.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

oh i see
yes, you have done well with the potential pimpage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

he's a nice guy, good singer, reasonable guitarist, alright surfer
best bongo and djembe player I've met.

crude as fuck though. he can also drink more than any I've ever met.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

"crude as fuck"
is that what you think of me?!?!?!??!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

may I direct my learned colleague to this interchange
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post910272
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

yes but i don't talk like that in real life!!!
well. sometimes. occasionally. on certain occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

outrageous behaviour for a supposedly demure young lady.
for shame!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

i'm not sure i ever said i was demure
lots of things. but demure??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

ok, maybe I made that up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

you can list some of the other things if you like
pretend you are selling me to your musicianmate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

little point
his girlfriend looks like Zooey Deschanel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

you absolute buffoon
why have you just wasted 10 minutes of my life on a man who already has a girlfriend?

duuuuuuude, i can find my own losers, i certainly don't need any help there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

just a very long-winded way of calling you crude
also, I'm really bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

you're going to be the second person
in a week that i have VERY NEARLY IGNORED
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

surely you couldn't ignore me
after all we've been through together
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

one might have thought that of the first offender too
i am an ice queen, mr v. an ice queen.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

how alluring

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Is it the lighting, or is he a ginger?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

it's the lighting
our bass player is a full-on ginger though. Scottish too.

He is the undisputed king of ginger though. He's a brilliant bass player and surfer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

He looks like Phil fucking Cool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

i thought he looked like a young
mark knopfler? it might be the guitar though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

*looks again*
No, definitely Phil Cool.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

he doesn't really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

my heart still belongs to you though monty
well, my pants anyway.

i'm kind of proving vipros' point right here, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

no one ever doubted it anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

rah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I will not hear such a slur on your goodly name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

hoorah for good taste and common sense
right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)