I have a nommy sausage sandwich
And enough in the fridge for that to be my breakfast until monday.

Also a good excuse for doing naff all work until the weekend (aside from 6h of lectures) (the lectures have only just started, so I'm not even at the point of understanding the questions on the sheet yet, and it's not due until wednesday anyway.)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A whatty sausage sandwich?
I suppose you did at least not call it a sammich.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

mmm sossige sammich
NOM NOM NOM

*glares at Monty*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

*walks off in disgust*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I'm going to hug you so hard at the bash

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

He might melt if you do it
Be careful or you'll end up with sticky bits of Hitler all over you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

hahahaha
sticky bits of Hitler, love it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Do you?
Well, then you know what to do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

kittykittykitty
Did you see my facebook post, lots of lawyergirls were keen on corsets. I don't even charge commission!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I did indeed, I just replied to it, thanks for networking for me!
I've made a couple of proper steel boned ones which are probably the kind they're after, but I don't have photos of them on the site. However, I will have a few photos tomorrow night so when I do I'll send them to you so you can pimp me out!

How did your networky thing go? Turn anyone gay?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

See! You CAN network without teasing the cock.
And very good at it too, it would appear.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

it's true
That is how business works I guess - my friend the bank wants to buy a property, how funny my friend the developer has one to sell...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Funnily enough,
I'm going to drug you so hard at the bash.

/scary internet man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Yay
free drugs!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

oh man, I'm missing out on free drugs too :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Montstock 2 will not be the same without you either.
You bumpkin wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

don't get married
and don't buy a house in need of a load of work, that's all I can say. It severely hinders your ability to go places and do things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I currently need
1. new kitchen
2. new front door
3. two new window panes
4. new internal paintjob
5. to finish the bathroom window frame that I have half stripped but gave up on when I'd stripped enough to open the window (it was painted shut)

My technique for dealing with this is 'go out'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

sossige and bacon
(is there a LOLWACKY way of spelling bacon?).
Posh sausages too. I realise the new Tesco is trying to price out the covered market, but being able to have a sossy-sammy* each morning is worth it.

I'll get my meat for the weekend from the decent places to make up for it.

*to be honest, even I'd be annoyed at anyone using this normally
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I hate when people call suspenders sussies
I don't know why, I think it's because it just sounds like a silly word.

Also, you said 'meat for the weekend' ROFFLE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Well, that too
But that's more likely to be at the history soc cocktails than the butchers*.

*but not much more likely, due to massive geekiness. Might have to wait until I go visit a friend (in the -zone sense) in Durham
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

It
sounds
like
a
silly
word?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I'm a girl
I don't have logic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

logic a penis
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

well that too

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

'beer can'
The phonetic Jamaican version.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

b1kuN

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm hungry
I wonder if it's the stress, but I can't stop eating.

Mmmmmm sausage.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Glad to hear you'l be getting plenty of hot sausage action
for the forseeable future. Eh? Eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)