Jesus fucking christ
Are you my nan?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hope they come with a free matching shopping trolley!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I'm cool so the shoes will be cool by association when I wear them. Not that they aren't anyway.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Can you find me some shoes that are elegant yet comfortable and have a bit of character.
No high heels.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)

french sole
you name it, they do a flat shoe in that colour!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Evening again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

humph
lesbian snogging with my boss indeed...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Oh come on
He started one about me liking jizz in my eyes!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Do they do a bit higher than totally flat?
Because those ballet pumps feel like walking uphill
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

yes they do all sorts
very cute stuff!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

As ridiculously good as I am with my own threads, according to every girl I've ever been out shopping with I don't have a danny about clothes for the opposite sex.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Fair dooz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)

a danny???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Danny La Rue
Clue
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

ah
thank you scottish boy who lives 300 miles up north and still knows more cockney rhyming slang than i do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)

It's South London slang. I do not speaketh the language of cockney. For they are all cunts.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)

And they all like Chas and Dave!
Gertcha!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

You've got more rabbit than Sainsburys!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)