You should definitely write a song about Microsoft updates,
that'd be ACE.


EDIT It's slow, because you are slow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you go for a curry last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Yes. It was supreme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

What did you have?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

This:
Seekh kebabs
Masalla Fish
Lamb chops
Dry Meat
Tarka Dal
Rice
Roti
PROFIT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Tarka dal? As in Tarka the otter?
You complete bastard!
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I used to buy cocaine from a fellow called Tarquin*.
He was in my phone as 'The Otter'.


*he was not your typical Tarquin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Sounds fantastic.
I might have to have a curry this evening now.

www.bollywoodspiceuk.com/

Starts planning order.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

metre

( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Microsoft.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

sammich

( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Nommy sossy sammich.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Cut into ickle twyangles

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

with tommy sorce

(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

an' a gwass of milch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Where is our resident retard today?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post914588

/childish
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

To answer TGB's question of last night:
Apparently I'm a horrific bastard.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

i can get on board with that
yes you are.

although i think it should be "aN horrific bastard"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Are you claiming 'horrific' is one of those special cases
Where 'an' comes before an H, or are you being a moron?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

the latter
i had some form of mockney thing going on but it didn't really work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

It is, isn't it? Like historic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hanging by a minge-ring half way up a metal pole?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

that is vile
urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Tell me about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

no
you came up with it. just keep it to yourself in future, mister.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Squeezed in that edit because you thought of it after you posted?
That's like thinking of the witty comeback 5 minutes after the moment passed.
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Actually I have a 2:30 deadline
What the fuck I am doing on here I do not know.

So, piss off, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

How about YOU piss off
Get back to work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I said it first.
PISS OFF, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

How about we both PISS OFF, yeah?
On three, ready?
One...two...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

PIIIISSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Say it, don't spray it
Sheesh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Pthupherin' pthuccotash

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

*officesmirk*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I go away for a minute
and this happens
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

something about 'lunatics'
and 'asylum'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

That was really shit record.
'Fun Boy Three' were not fun for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You missed the argument last night
about whether KRS-One is good or not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I know. I have a great deal to say on the matter too.
Fucking TalkTalk.

In summary:
1. He's made some brilliant records but
2. He's a bit of an idiot who
3. Does not deserve the sobriquet 'The Teacher'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

strike out number 1
and you're completely right. I had a listen (silly to condemn something without giving it a proper try) and it was just shit.

Since you're here Mr Music Man (please will you play. Laurielols) I will gaz you a request for music recs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Do that whenever you like
'South Bronx' is one of the best mid-80s hip hop records to me. And I like lots of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I may watch shutter island again later
after I watch Drop Dead Fred

Monty: That's shit, you're shit, shit you, child, somekind of chocolate bar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

THE DAIRYLEA TRIANGLES ARE ON ME!

I've said it before, but the only time Rik (sic) Mayall ever made me laugh was when he dashed his brains out coming off that quad bike.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I do like proper cheese
but those little triangles are so much fun!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Adding yeah? on the end makes you sound like Gordon Ramsey
Call him "big boy" next.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)