My nephew wants a Bob Marley T-shirt even though he's not quite sure who Bob Marley is.
I've bought him one for his tenth birday and I can't wait for him for wander around Todmorden in it. This is amusing me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why did he want a Bob Marley t-shirt?
*Waves* Hello itchy arm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

*waves*
He's getting into music now and probably heard him at his dads. His dad is Jamaican. I've already bought him a hip hop t-shirt which he loves. I just love the thought of him wandering round thinking he looks hip and cool.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You'll be his own personal stylist!
How is your arm today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Damn right.
He's growing quickly and I've seen some awesome t-shirts that I can get him. It will stop me buying them for me instead. I'm getting a bit old for skater t-shirts and the like.

My arm is driving me loco. I can't scratch but I rub lightly to sooth the itch.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I always found that holding a cold can or something against your t-shirt
helped with the itching.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

tshirt crotch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I could have sworn the tattoo was on her arm but wahey

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I was saying you had some horrific STIs
due to the fact you have to pay skanky whores for sex
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

skanky whores me
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I'd rather eat Doc Minge's toenails than sleep with you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

hey look all I'm saying is you've handed your notice in,
moving to a big new scary city without a job, it might not be too long until you're lying on your back, thinking of England and crying yourself to sleep. £15 enough?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

This is the chain of events that would lead to me sleeping with you
I die and am burried
You dig me up and have your way
You then have an epic bertdown on OT and write how it would have been better if I was your sister
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I dunno,
give it a couple of months, I can see Gonz in a fur coat and a hat with a feather, pimping you around the Beverley Hills of North London's more salubrious establishments.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Beverley Hills of North London's more salubrious establishments.
flat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

But then he can only sell your services to Sexface...
Oh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

so you die in this scenario?
win win really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

POTD for 'epic bertdown'
Possibly POTW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Harsh.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Did it also make your nipples go hard?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

You're never too old
for Vision Street Wear!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I use to like collecting t-shirts with skulls on them.
Not the heavy metal ones though.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I had a huge collections of t-shits back in the day
Very little these days, bar a few element t-shirts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I still do. I must have 100+

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

because you never wash anything you just buy more?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Because I have a mania for collecting things.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

band t-shirts on children are amusing
my favourite was buying my sister an MCR t-shirt just when she was growing out them as a band, and watching her realise she was going to have to wear it out just once to be polite. Sadly she got back into them and now wears it with pride
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

My daughter had a Hendrix babygro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

There's an advert for something on the tv.
One scene is a grungy looking guy with a young daugher at a festival and he's sitting down and watching her as she dances to the music. It always reminds me of you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That reminds me of a peado

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That reminds me that you cannot spell paedo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That reminds me you're an utter cunt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Nah! it's lovely.
I always think, that'll be Monty and his kid soon.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Bless you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I should just point out that the shirts in the advert BGB refers to are in fact KISS T shirts.
I'm not sure that you want her heading too far down that road.
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Oh. I see. Certainly not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Which advert is it?

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Oh, y'know - that one that totally fails to get across whatever point it's trying to get across.
Possibly financial - planning for the future type thing.
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'd love to take my daughter to Hawkfest next year.
It's quite family-oriented due to the age of most attendees.

Sadly I'd have better luck suggesting I take her to Albert Fish's gaff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Maybe when she's a bit older.
The ex might have mellowed a bit by then or have someone else to concentrate her venom on.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

mellowed a bit been sectioned
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Bit late to comment on this Monty
Are you sure a Hendrix babygro is a good idea?

What if she is sick in her sleep?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

She's hardcore like her dad. Won't happen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

They can occasionally seem a little incongrous
I saw someone with a T shirt saying about Fuck The World (actually, I've no idea if this band related or not) which I was just thought was a bit uneccessary, we were in WH Smith after all.

That said, I do remember the genteel folk of Rosedale having a similar reaction to my T Shirt which read The Cure - Pornography on a camping trip circa 1984.
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

My brother and I
had 'Adolf Hitler: European Tour 1939'* shirts which our (retired general) grandad thought were fucking hilarious when he visited us in the 80s.

*on the back were the dates for each country invaded, listed like gig dates. We thought them hysterical aged 13 and 10 respectively. Our parents 'respected our right to dress ourselves how we liked', the liberal gaylords.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Ha, indeed
Did they have "Moscow - cancelled due to inclement weather" listed amongst the dates?
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Nearly:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Outstanding.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

There's a Turbonegro track called Fuck the World
so it might well have been band related.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Thanks.
See how educational B3ta can be?
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)