This sounds remarkably co-incidental
post-contractor laptop to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And to me. Police are looking in to it.
I haven't been this angry ever before. I have nothing to do until new kit arrives so I am using my iPhone to moan to you lot.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

You own an iphone?
then you deserved it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Haha
I recently told someone they couldn't turn on their new iPhone because they weren't smug enough.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

yeah but
like them or loathe them (i love mine. it has a pink case), they have succeeded in getting everyone to say "iphone" instead of "phone". clever marketing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Not everyone
There are those of us who hold out against such things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

but.... but....
your post above says iphone! you even did it properly, mr iPhone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

But that's because it was in reference to an iPhone in the story
And in Badger's story. And that's how it's written.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

yeah yeah
it's a river in egypt, old buddy old pal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Don't get the iPhone 4 apparently that's shit. I'm sticking with the 3

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I love my iPhone 4
Much better than the 3 I used to have.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I thought the reception on the 4 was really shit?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I've had a couple of dropped calls
But that's more down to the building I'm in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The world trade centre?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I believe that's all mostly horseshit.
The great thing about replying absolutely on image, marketing and form over function to get sales is that you generally end up much more at mercy of critical reviews, accurate or not.

*checks cutlery draw for 10 kilospoons*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Well, only when talking about iPhones.
It's not like we call all phones "iPhones"

I do see what you mean though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

that fact pisses me off so much it is untrue
that is the one thing that makes me hate people with iphones.

"oh a message, let me just check my sony ericsson w810i!!!!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

What happened to him in the end?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

He's found a new career
as an ebay powerseller
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

a powerseller of illegal porn
(unless i've got the wrong guy)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

don't judge everyone by your own standards!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

For your information Miss Swipe I don't watch porn
it reminds me of my complete lack of sex life
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

well at least you won't think the next lucky mrsdracula
actually LIKES being fisted in the guise of fingering/sodomy/bleaching her hair until it almost falls off her head. you can always tell men who've watched that little too much porn!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That all sounds a bit brutal

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

a touch exaggerated maybe
but whilst i couldn't care less if my bf watched porn, too much porn is also a Bad Thing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Nothing until the police specialists have fully examined the machine

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

It might take a while
i'm sure the Donkey Porn Division of the Vice Squad are up to their elbows in nasty grot.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

8 weeks they reckon

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)